*Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

[Gnske]

Matthew Scott Wade is not my hero

 

[Bahnz]

This is starting to come apart at the seams a bit

 

[Gnske]

The two most spooge-worthy men in Australia at the crease

If I'm a woman I'm bashing away at my fanny right now

 

[Nintendo]

Matthew wade moment.

 

[King Kane]

That one was straight up.

Santner bowling some trash but he is taking wickets as well.

 

[straw man]

While Head Marsh Maxwell David are annoyingly good, I'm hoping for something Seifert-esque from Inglis or Wade.

not often your wishes come true

 

[King Kane]

Boult has been more expensive than Southee tonight, he hasn't had much luck though.

 

[Gnske]

Sodhi is just so good

 

[thundaboult]

Boult has been more expensive than Southee tonight, he hasn't had much luck though.

thing with southee is that he plays like 2000 nz games a season so i'd like to see him be more up to it

 

[Gnske]

thing with southee is that he plays like 2000 nz games a season so i'd like to see him be more up to it

This is a good point and the reason Southee doesn't get any criticism really. It's hard to stay at 90 or often 110% like Southee is without getting exhausted.

 

[straw man]

Surely as home team we should have the best Auckland domestic fielder as our sub-fielder instead of Sodhi.

 

[NZTailender]

Sears bowled at Southee pace that entire over

Meanwhile keeps calling the Aussie captain Cummings

 

[ataraxia]

Surely as home team we should have the best Auckland domestic fielder as our sub-fielder instead of Sodhi.

Unfortunately Guppy's getting ready for the Ford Trophy final tomorrow at Hagley after his match-winning century in the eliminator.

 

[NZTailender]

Surely as home team we should have the best Auckland domestic fielder as our sub-fielder instead of Sodhi.

Martin Guptill played in the ford trophy yesterday right

 

[thundaboult]

Sears bowled at Southee pace that entire over

Meanwhile keeps calling the Aussie captain Cummings

sucks that a rookie can bowl better 125km stuff than the vet

 

[King Kane]

thing with southee is that he plays like 2000 nz games a season so i'd like to see him be more up to it

Southee probably plays too many games and Boult doesn't play enough so one of them is cooked while the other one is rusty.

Ferguson and Sears have been the best of our bowlers so far tonight.

 

[Nintendo]

David sucks again.

 

[ataraxia]

Martin Guptill played in the ford trophy yesterday right

Actually looked like he's ****ed off for the PSL by now anyway.

 

[Bahnz]

Jesus Christ, I don't know if Tim David could be any more the embodiment of sleaziness if he tried.

That ****ing chain...

 

[Gnske]

David sucks again.

Shut the **** up prick. You stupid bitch he's hot and like 100x better than you and your **** **** of an ugly mug. You're just a ****ing hater **** thats what you are ****