NZ domestic season 2023/24

[SteveNZ]

How dare you

Nothing of any great value is produced out west

 

[Bahnz]

He's only 48, it could still happen.

Lance Dry 2024: let's make flat pies great again.

 

[straw man]

wow the wheel turns fast at cricketweb dot net these days

Young: thoroughbred failure
Chapman: inventive spud
Finn Allen: bosh hackfraud
Shipley: quietly good ded
Sears: born to bowl fast past it
O'Rourke: promising too raw
Clarkson: unfairly left out forgotten
N Smith: awesome now oh wait 0/34 last T20 so now DROPPED
Foulkes: huge talent. This week.
M Abbas: huge talent. This week.
Tim Robinson: saviour of NZ cricket

 

[Nintendo]

wow the wheel turns fast at cricketweb dot net these days

Young: thoroughbred failure
Chapman: inventive spud
Finn Allen: bosh hackfraud
Shipley: quietly good ded
Sears: born to bowl fast past it
O'Rourke: promising too raw
Clarkson: unfairly left out forgotten
N Smith: awesome now oh wait 0/34 last T20 so now DROPPED
Foulkes: huge talent. This week.
M Abbas: huge talent. This week.
Tim Robinson: saviour of NZ cricket

Nah young is good again until he get's two or more single figure scores in a row.

 

[straw man]

good thing about the wheel is that it can turn full circle sometimes

 

[SteveNZ]

wow the wheel turns fast at cricketweb dot net these days

Young: thoroughbred failure
Chapman: inventive spud
Finn Allen: bosh hackfraud
Shipley: quietly good ded
Sears: born to bowl fast past it
O'Rourke: promising too raw
Clarkson: unfairly left out forgotten
N Smith: awesome now oh wait 0/34 last T20 so now DROPPED
Foulkes: huge talent. This week.
M Abbas: huge talent. This week.
Tim Robinson: saviour of NZ cricket

I feel attacked

 

[straw man]

oh what a coincidence, there's a whole XI there

jk - I've used just as many of those descriptions and flipflopped just as much as anyone else

 

[Athlai]

The Northern Bra ****ing suck

 

[SteveNZ]

Haha they suck more than anything. Jeet, what in **** was that

 

[SteveNZ]

Henry Cooper's 30 T20 matches with a strike rate at less than a run a ball and an average of 15 speaks to where ND is currently at

 

[Prince EWS]

Henry Cooper's 30 T20 matches with a strike rate at less than a run a ball and an average of 15 speaks to where ND is currently at

He's in there for his bowling obviously.

 

[ataraxia]

McKenzie, somehow eclipsed by Worker and Briggs, is 12th man again. He'd be ND's first bat picked.

 

[Immenso]

McKenzie, somehow eclipsed by Worker and Briggs, is 12th man again.

Wow

 

[SteveNZ]

He's in there for his bowling obviously.

3 wickets at 11s and RPO 7s, maybe that's where his future lies.

Auckland's coach defending WOD's dropped catch into the sun with sunglasses on cracked me up. I hate how boring modern-day coaches are

 

[Number 11]

Mates and I rocked up at the pub in Aus just in time to witness that Jeet Raval dismissal.
What an advertisement for NZ domestics

 

[Athlai]

The Northern Bra need a foreign star to help get some runs

 

[ataraxia]

The Northern Bra need a foreign star to help get some runs

They've already got one in Athapaththu.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Kuggeleijn "Always aggressive" and "looks as if he wants to hurt you" according to Walker, F.

More insights on the player mic.

 

[BackFootPunch]

Kuggeleijn "Always aggressive" and "looks as if he wants to hurt you" according to Walker, F.

More insights on the player mic.

“Quite gentle” off the park though

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

“Quite gentle” off the park though

Ha. I must have selective hearing as I missed that part.

Didn't answer why Kuggeleijn always looks so sodding sour though.