The fat XI thread is hateful and a bit offensive, so I will start the more appropriate handsome XI thread. I couldn't sleep last night so had time to work on this.
Criteria:
1. Must account for positions (openers, keeper, enough bowlers)
2. Looks (face, body, presence, ***ual appeal) is the main criteria.
First XI
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Shubman - A man destined for Bollywood after cricket
Markham - He should open instead of Temba btw
Root (c) - This is what good looking British people look like
Maxwell - Stunning above the shoulders and proves you don't need legs to be successful at cricket
Dhananjaya - Cute and great smile
Hardik - Need I say more
Scott Edwards (k) - The keeping stocks are pretty dire. I could be convinced for Latham or Klassen
Cummins - He's basically Mr. Australia
Noor - A little jail baity but he's cute
Bumrah - Not a bad bowler either
Hazelwood - Tall, thin, and very handsome
Second XI
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Gurbaz (k)
Shanto - I don't know if he can open and I considered Nissanka as well for this slot
Sadeera - Interesting eyebrows
Shreyas
Mahmudullah
Chapman
Miller
Santner - He could be in the first XI ahead of Noor
Starc - I like rugged handsome
Ferguson - The copstache gets me
Southee (c) - I wouldn't kick him out of bed
Criteria:
1. Must account for positions (openers, keeper, enough bowlers)
2. Looks (face, body, presence, ***ual appeal) is the main criteria.
First XI
--------
Shubman - A man destined for Bollywood after cricket
Markham - He should open instead of Temba btw
Root (c) - This is what good looking British people look like
Maxwell - Stunning above the shoulders and proves you don't need legs to be successful at cricket
Dhananjaya - Cute and great smile
Hardik - Need I say more
Scott Edwards (k) - The keeping stocks are pretty dire. I could be convinced for Latham or Klassen
Cummins - He's basically Mr. Australia
Noor - A little jail baity but he's cute
Bumrah - Not a bad bowler either
Hazelwood - Tall, thin, and very handsome
Second XI
------------
Gurbaz (k)
Shanto - I don't know if he can open and I considered Nissanka as well for this slot
Sadeera - Interesting eyebrows
Shreyas
Mahmudullah
Chapman
Miller
Santner - He could be in the first XI ahead of Noor
Starc - I like rugged handsome
Ferguson - The copstache gets me
Southee (c) - I wouldn't kick him out of bed
