*Official* New Zealand tour of UAE and England 2023

[grecian]

Yeah, that innings was worrying, ho-hum.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

29/3 from 40 balls for Joe.

Not ideal.

 

[_Ed_]

here comes another man who could punch his way into...

Wait, I didn't think Stokes was playing today.

 

[thierry henry]

People who didn’t watch the game are going to think Malan has played…..well

 

[thierry henry]

Jesus, Malan graduated from playing like **** to premeditated slogging. Do these ****s ever play any good cricket?

 

[thierry henry]

Whenever Brook fails baby Jesus smiles

 

[_Ed_]

What a filthy ball to get a wicket with.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

Brook not really taking his opportunities.

Thank goodness Malan is playing well here.

 

[Nintendo]

Good to see that Brook went to the cameron green school of playing long hops. This is all 5d chess to force NZ to play rachin at the WC despite him bowling trash.

 

[thierry henry]

That shot from Buttler What does anything even mean

 

[grecian]

Brook not really taking his opportunities.

Thank goodness Malan is playing well here.

yeah, he's not been prime, but compared to how the other batters have looked, shows what a class-act he is.

 

[thierry henry]

What a filthy ball to get a wicket with.

Why do we focus on the filthy ball and not the 100 filthy shots

 

[thierry henry]

There truly can’t be anything worse than watching England bat in an ODI. There’s just nothing in it for anyone.

 

[thierry henry]

You can’t tell me anyone has ever enjoyed watching Joss (which isn’t even a name to start with) Buttler (which also isn’t a name) bat

 

[thierry henry]

Without a word of a lie, B*witched just came on Spotify…..and I felt myself transforming into Richard…..

 

[mackembhoy]

@thierry henry this is some excellent wahhh posting

Can't wait for the same in 3 weeks time

 

[91Jmay]

Malan banker now isn't he. 1k @60 striking over 90 is boss.

 

[thierry henry]

@thierry henry this is some excellent wahhh posting

Can't wait for the same in 3 weeks time

England are going to win an ODI in 3 weeks????

Holy **** my bro

 

[grecian]

It's a pretty empty page for someone with TH on ignore, most fora seem to dislike trolling, but yet again ho-hum.

And yeah, arguable Malan would be ahead of Roy, Root, Bairstow and Brook atm.

 

[GIMH]

You can’t tell me anyone has ever enjoyed watching Joss (which isn’t even a name to start with) Buttler (which also isn’t a name) bat

Yeah what's to enjoy watching the best white ball batsman of his generation. Who wants to see that?!