*Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

[CartyDurham]

Your cleary biased. It is a waste of time trying to correct you. And you keep making the same points over and over. I’ll just ignore you in future.

I’m commenting on the game and praising Australia

it’s the majority on here supporting anyone but England

you do know that

being ignorant to that is not clever clearly biased. Are you not clearly biased re Australia ?

 

[CartyDurham]

We're all hoping yours is though mate

Cheers. Sorry for supporting England

I praised Australia’s batting its their morning

England were horrendous in the field but that was a quality last ball

 

[Michelle Fivefer]

Does taking just one wicket in the session mean England will find lunch more enjoyable?

 

[OverratedSanity]

he's no kohli but good attempt:

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[Croadymeister]

Nonetheless a fantastic start for Australia

Yeah giving Labuschagne and urgh Smith a platform like these two have is terrifying

 

[CartyDurham]

Does taking just one wicket in the session mean England will find lunch more enjoyable?

They shouldn’t in my opinion. It was nice but we’ve blown a big chance to get a few this morning

 

[GotSpin]

Can someone help Callum Ferguson dress better

 

[Croadymeister]

They shouldn’t in my opinion. It was nice but we’ve blown a big chance to get a few this morning

Yeah need to take 3/4 this afternoon,however fear we are in for some serious scoreboard pressure

 

[trundler]

This really is an expression on the level of a religious belief. You're the one making the claim, you go prove it. And remember, the umpires did not find any change in the condition of the ball.

Claiming bowlers are anal about the condition of the ball is hardly a supernatural claim. This is the norm at every level of cricket across the world. Pretending otherwise is, at best, ignorant.

 

[Starfighter]

Can someone help Callum Ferguson dress better

I have no opinions on his sartorial ineptness, but he reminds me disturbingly of Jimmy Carr.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Does taking just one wicket in the session mean England will find lunch more enjoyable?

Yes, they will be rewarded with their lunch being garnished with a rare delicacy: salt

 

[Michelle Fivefer]

They shouldn’t in my opinion. It was nice but we’ve blown a big chance to get a few this morning

“Relieved” to have taken a wicket at all, I guess. Certainly not happy.

 

[CartyDurham]

Go away

I get it. Thanks. Must have been a fluke then

 

[OverratedSanity]

Claiming bowlers are anal about the condition of the ball is hardly a supernatural claim. This is the norm at every level of cricket across the world. Pretending otherwise is, at best, ignorant.

Bullishly confident when accusing other teams of tampering/cheating/throwing/fixing. Laughably naive when it comes to blatant cheating from their own cricketers. Precious childlike Smith and blue eyed innocent old Cummins had no idea. Legitimately hilarious.

 

[social]

Moving the ball on the Lord's slope is not usually considered the most difficult skill. He's otherwise bowled rubbish. i suppose if you want to be smug you can.

Just take the L

He’s a very inexperienced bowler who dismissed one of the world’s best players

Got talent but might be his last test wicket for all we know

Btw, if bowling at Lords is so easy then why does Robinson look dogshit?

 

[CartyDurham]

This is my last post until close

it’s clear from the moderator “go away”

so I will

 

[OverratedSanity]

Does taking just one wicket in the session mean England will find lunch more enjoyable?

Have you seen how SCARED Australia have batted?!

 

[sledger]

Going to be great fun watching Crawley bat in these conditions tbh. Better get the play and miss counter ready.

 

[chris.hinton]

Aussies have rode their luck. It will be a different story. Steve Smith is worried about Josh Tongue

 

[sledger]

This is my last post until close

it’s clear from the moderator “go away”

so I will

This is a good idea. I think if you could git gud at posting things might improve upon your return.