*Official* England in NZ 2023

[thierry henry]

Here it is, Bad vs Evil. The showdown no-one wanted.

 

[Shri]

kuggleijn looks like peter siddle if siddle were a nazi

 

[thierry henry]

Couple of false strokes from Stokes. Looked out of sorts coming up against a worse bloke.

 

[thierry henry]

Brook is absolutely ****ing grim. Definitely not standing up when he gets 100.

 

[social]

Some seriously bad shots have been played since I started watching

 

[Kenneth Viljoen]

Brook is absolutely ****ing grim. Definitely not standing up when he gets 100.

I genuinely think it's worth having a fly slip to Brooks , he scores so many runs edging the ball over the conventional slip cordon

 

[thierry henry]

Well that’s perversely appropriate

 

[Sunil1z]

Here it is, Bad vs Evil. The showdown no-one wanted.

Who won then ? ?

 

[TT Boy]

Stokes knows more than me but from what I’m seeing the wicket is slow, it is NZ worst attack in years and Williamson and co. could bat sessions on this with no issues. Not sure why England seem so determined to want to have a bowl tonight.

 

[morgieb]

Just for that, Stokes should be sacked as captain.

 

[Skyliner]

The wailing and gnashing of teeth continues.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

The rapist defender has logged on

 

[thierry henry]

Why the **** are we bowling into Brook’s cut shot and not his other shot, the wild slog

 

[Meridio]

This is garbage bowling. If only we'd had some indication that Tickner was like this

 

[Binkley]

Why the **** are we bowling into Brook’s cut shot and not his other shot, the wild slog

You are assuming Tickner knows where the ball is going to land.

 

[thierry henry]

Keep feeding him you idiots

 

[Ghost]

Did Scotty Stevenson just say Tom Blundell was convinced of the caught behind but proved wrong by ultra edge? If he was actually watching the game Blundell did nothing more than put an arm up in the air as a mandatory polite enquire knowing full well it wasn’t out. He’s just an awful cricket commentator

 

[TT Boy]

I genuinely think it's worth having a fly slip to Brooks , he scores so many runs edging the ball over the conventional slip cordon

Long stop, fly slip and a third man needed for Brooks in this innings.

 

[nzfan]

How bad are some of these guys that's been picked by Larsen and Stead? Besides they have yearly contracts. Surely there's got to be better bowlers around. Why do I think Larsen and Steady are getting a cut for picking these guys Maybesome of these players are giving their contract and playing money to get a go

 

[Burgey]

Round one of the Battle of the Recidivists goes to the home town anti-hero.