Jr. Tag - ***.5
Kairi vs. Tam - ***. Waste of Tam, should've used a mid carder if you were only giving them 5 minutes, hot take but she's actually a better wrestler than Kairi. Sasha post-match was awkward but still cool in terms of significance. Incredibly hot, no idea how she got her hair like that, still not a strong promo (not a huge deal in Japan tbh).
Bishamon Vs. FTR - **** (Goto and Yoshi Hashi are reliable as always, FTR are whiny bitches but the best tag team in the world.
Sabre Jr. vs Narita - ***1/2. I'll be honest I've never been of huge fan of discount Shibata. Why would I want to watch someone like 30% as ***y and about 60% as skilled as Shibata in the same style, I have Youtube. Still a decent match.
Tama Tonga vs. Karl Anderson ***1/4/. ****ed the finish, otherwise I would've given Anderson his flowers. I'm not unhappy about it because **** Karl Anderson. He's not struggling for money, I don't have to support him half-assing his way through matches now, the guy's earning millions. Hundreds of wrestlers would have loved to be in his spot for a fraction of the money, hopefully that's the last we've seen of him in New Japan.
Muto vs. LIJ (fine, Mutoh's last match (like ****ing 1/10 of them) isn't some significant thing to me, the guy can barely walk. waste of Naito)
Juniors - ****
Omega vs. Ospreay - *****
Okada vs White - ***.75. Okada isn't the GOAT, he's formulaic as **** and puts no effort into his character. I watched some 2014 matches when he was was S tier in presence and an A tier athlete, this Okada can't compare.