1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

[SillyCowCorner1]

Harris scores the winning runs.

Pencil him in for the rest of the matches

 

[NotMcKenzie]

That's it

 

[Burgey]

Harris you ****. Fancy being the supposed opener and making the stop gap bloke take strike. Get in the bin ****.

otherwise as expected. Comprehensive.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

You just know for the next test we will bring back Anderson and Broad but drop Robinson and Wood and play Woakes who has been the worst of them all.

 

[Anil]

that should seal his place in the xi for the 2nd test, right?

 

[Gob]

Look how proud marcus looks. Just another day at the office

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Well played crims. Totally thrashed us and result never really in doubt from ball 1.

 

[Gnske]

Pat's nipples are harder than diamonds

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Cummins in short shorts.

NSFW

 

[Son Of Coco]

A perfect test match - fills in all the boredom of being at work midweek, but then ends at lunchtime on Saturday so you can head off to the beach and the shops.

 

[Gnske]

What's the bet England calls on their ****ing reserve bowlers when batting is the biggest issue? Like calling on bowlers not good enough to make the XI is going to help.

Good luck to em next week. Wish I could see it.

 

[Gnske]

They'll have the drinks carriers bowling next week, mark my words. No trust in their first choices of Woakes and Leach, disgraceful.

 

[Burgey]

"So wrapping it up here from the Gabba, Australia win by ten wickets chasing 15 for victory."

"As an England player, I feel like we got a lot out of that"

wasn’t far off tbh

 

[Gob]

**** he is handsome

 

[Gnske]

Handsome, dashing, educated, full of CUMM. What more could you want?

 

[Gob]

Then Travis Head appears

 

[Gob]

Handsome, dashing, educated, full of CUMM. What more could you want?

Modern day Imran Khan

 

[tony p]

What's the bet England calls on their ****ing reserve bowlers when batting is the biggest issue? Like calling on bowlers not good enough to make the XI is going to help.

Good luck to em next week. Wish I could see it.

Jimmy is good for 10, Stuart 8, either could replace Burns at the top of the order.
They are massively missing Sibley.

 

[Gnske]

[Selection] We wanted variation in our attack, to change the pace and move through different gears. Easy with hindsight, but can't create as many chances as we did and put them down.

I have so many questions for Joe Root over this ditty

 

[stephen]

What's the bet England calls on their ****ing reserve bowlers when batting is the biggest issue? Like calling on bowlers not good enough to make the XI is going to help.

Good luck to em next week. Wish I could see it.

Have you seen how well their backup batsmen have fared against the might of Australia A? Broad/ Anderson has to be better than Woakes/ any English spinner.