1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

[GIMH]

The lot of you need to bloody well grow up

 

[Test fan]

Both Mediocre Side are fighting with each other,both were beaten by india at home this year.??
Ashes in Australia don't deserve more than 2 match due to England pathetic record in last decade .

 

[Adders]

Shut up and go and find the IPL thread.

 

[Shady Slim]

noting after the first two days of play the cumster is winning the captain battle with five times as many wickets and ∞ times as many runs as joe crow

 

[Gnske]

Which part of England does Robinson heil from?

 

[Test fan]

Shut up and go and find the IPL thread.

See you at Gabba mate ? Forget ???

 

[Apex Predator]

Both Mediocre Side are fighting with each other,both were beaten by india at home this year.??
Ashes in Australia don't deserve more than 2 match due to England pathetic record in last decade .

I am Indian fan but please focus on our series in South Africa where we haven't won ever. At least England & Australia have series victories over there.

 

[trundler]

Bit late but that's incredible from Head. Ballsy, entertaining and obviously crucial knock.

 

[Bahnz]

Wouldn't be surprised if the reason Broad wasn't playing was because he failed a Yo-Yo test or some nonsense like that. Utterly inexcusable that he wasn't in the XI

Tbf, putting Hitler’s wet dream into the starting xi probably isn’t a great look for England right now.

 

[Test fan]

I am Indian fan but please focus on our series in South Africa where we haven't won ever. At least England & Australia have series victories over there.

Australia is good side however England is very very medicore side .they can't even win a series at home just forget about on away tour .Btw first series victory in South Africa is not far from ,just waiting for 26 December .

 

[Son Of Coco]

He looked good in his first spell no-balls aside

Tough to judge a bloke on 16 deliveries.

 

[honestbharani]

Australia is good side however England is very very medicore side .they can't even win a series at home just forget about on away tour .Btw first series victory in South Africa is not far from ,just waiting for 26 December .

Its still no reason to belittle a side who have many more test match victories than we do. Please dont be that kind of a poster. This is for a discussion on Ashes. India has nothing to do with this, as hard as it is to believe.

 

[Spikey]

The lot of you need to bloody well grow up

what the **** did i do

 

[Gnske]

Tbf, putting Hitler’s wet dream into the starting xi probably isn’t a great look for England right now.

I'm just going to say it. The only reason blonde people are deemed attractive at all is because of Hitler's love for pictures of blonde Scandinavian chicks churning milk.

Prove me and Ollie Robinson wrong.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Tbf, putting Hitler’s wet dream into the starting xi probably isn’t a great look for England right now.

Hitler's wet dream opens your bowling attack ffs

 

[Gnske]

Of course, it's easy to say Hitler's wet dream as a funny comment. But then you have to think of him waking up in the morning with a piece of wood the size of a V2 rocket that looks like a creamy cob loaf.

Lot of you taking Hitler for granted.

 

[cnerd123]

Gnske is literally the only reason to read this thread anymore tbh

 

[Son Of Coco]

Are they paying jack Leach for this performance or is he doing it for free.

This sums up Jack Leach's performance today:

 

[Burgey]

Some quality work from Sturmführer Gnske today

 

[Son Of Coco]

Some good news for England,

" THERE ARE ONLY A POSSIBLE 23 DAYS LEFT AFTER TODAY"

I bet they didn't expect to open days 25 and 24 on their tour advent calendar and see almost identical steaming turds.