1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

[Burgey]

So apparently Smith, Cummins and Langer are doing a cryptic crossword in the sheds

7 across: Brown Nosed Dwarf

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Clearly England should just send Root home and call up their 6th and 7th choice pacers and they'll definitely win the series.

Since Archer and Stone are missing does that mean Anderson and Broad are the 6th and 7th choice pacers?

 

[Shady Slim]

And now Gilly and Warnie aren't hammering the choice to REST Broad and Anderson. Have some guts ffs. It was a worse as as decision as we've ever seen.

Also don't trust Gilly saying the word niggle.

i started a thread on a bulldogs supporters forum once called like The Big Niggler or something about sam kasiano which caused much unintended confusion

 

[Gnske]

Since Archer and Stone are missing does that mean Anderson and Broad are the 6th and 7th choice pacers?

Seventh and Eighth, you forgot Roger Tuivasa-Sheck. Who is for some reason missing.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Don't lose heart, England.

We got bundled out on 36 last year and the rest is history.

We? I always assumed you were South African

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Seventh and Eighth, you forgot Roger Tuivasa-Sheck. Who is for some reason missing.

Roger is very handy off the long run. Am looking forward to seeing how he goes in Super Rugby next year.

 

[stephen]

I stand corrected, this is a rain storm. Not a real storm.

 

[Gnske]

How is Cummins still slurping that kombucha?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Guys does anyone agree that Marnus looks like Mr Libido from Yazuka 0

 

[Burgey]

Guys does anyone agree that Marnus looks like Mr Libido from Yazuka 0

Siri, show me an incel.

 

[Burgey]

How is Cummins still slurping that kombucha?

Siri, show me an incel

 

[Gnske]

Siri, show me an incel

Siri, show me an incel.

This is exactly the sort of trash Spark was talking about

 

[TheJediBrah]

I stand corrected

Hilfenhaus isn't better than Anderson?

 

[sunilz]

Trust me mate, we had no hope without Kohli. You will see a better performance from your players in next inning for sure

No hope without Kohli ?
The Team won the series because there was no Kohli.

 

[wpdavid]

Great score to wake up to, but hardly a surprise from this useless lineup. I suppose the stage is set for Warner to indulge in some trademark downhill skiing in response to a pathetic total.

 

[Burgey]

Hilfenhaus isn't better than Anderson?

Better Gabba record tbf

 

[trundler]

That's pretty terrible from England

 

[tony p]

That's pretty terrible from England

Normal day then.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Great score to wake up to, but hardly a surprise from this useless lineup. I suppose the stage is set for Warner to indulge in some trademark downhill skiing in response to a pathetic total.

Wouldn't call that downhill skiing yet. If this was 2nd innings and Aus had a lead of 200 sure

 

[anil1405]

So England's best performer today is their 12th (main) man.... rain.