***Official New Zealand in India Nov-Dec 2021 Thread***

[hendrix]

I've enjoyed this pitch, btw. Fast turn and bounce is much more fun than slow low wickets. Even on day 1.

 

[Athlai]

bro someone needs to send a helicopter or plane to find Rebel Wilson

 

[nzfan]

I think we've given one too many loose balls in the session. Yes 3 wickets are nice to have but we did bowl at least 10-15 boundary balls. Got to bowl better. If they hit good shots it's fair but can't afford to bowl short, full tosses and leg stump half volleys.

 

[sunilz]

@OverratedSanity @Shri
Kohli won't post ad on Twitter for next 3 days.?

 

[Flem274*]

So great to see a kiwi spinner doing well in India.

Kohli got a harsh one. I think it was pad first (from that mid-on cam) but so harsh, most give that not out then no conclusive evidence to overturn.

So a bit unfortunate for his return, but I'm sure he'll beat someone up (pls not us).

 

[Xix2565]

Agreed 100% so many excuses right. Kohli would be dropped from the indian team if it wasn't for his name alone. When was the last time India had a test no4 that didn't score a 100 for 3 years?
Waiting. Waiting.

You say this like there's no global context involved. I mean even dead bulbs have more spark than this.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Doull switching his allegiance back to NZ in that studio segment because he realizes India are losing ?

 

[Athlai]

All kiwi supporters should’ve known Ajaz was special when even I wasn’t trying to drop him for Santa

 

[Athlai]

Doull switching his allegiance back to NZ in that studio segment because he realizes India are losing ?

TBF Doully does tend to support the bowling side.

 

[Flem274*]

I've enjoyed this pitch, btw. Fast turn is and bounce is much more fun than slow low wickets. Even on day 1.

Yeah like we're going to die with this batting line up (unless latham or Young go huge, maybe Taylor cuts a score) but at least it will be watchable, rather than some fat **** walking all over the deck sooking he can't win the game instantly.

 

[Xix2565]

If we're going to overreact then why are Jamieson and Southee now pie chuckers extarordinaire? I thought NZ had decent pacers, smh Kanpur bullies.

 

[OverratedSanity]

If we're going to overreact then why are Jamieson and Southee now pie chuckers extarordinaire? I thought NZ had decent pacers, smh Kanpur bullies.

Pace is dead

 

[Gnske]

If we're going to overreact then why are Jamieson and Southee now pie chuckers extarordinaire? I thought NZ had decent pacers, smh Kanpur bullies.

Minnow bashers. Both of them. Jamieson would average 42.63 in 1931.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Inb4 jamieson fifer

 

[Athlai]

The umpires with that heel heat

 

[Flem274*]

aww umpires got booed hahahahah

 

[Xix2565]

Pace is dead

Pace is pace yaar.

 

[Athlai]

The German scientists we hired to work on WOLFCASTLEs mainframe just needed to update his telemetry.

 

[veganbob]

If we're going to overreact then why are Jamieson and Southee now pie chuckers extarordinaire? I thought NZ had decent pacers, smh Kanpur bullies.

Lol kanpur bullies. That's gotta be a compliment for NZ bowlers right? It's like calling overseas bowler chch or Hamilton bullies wen They do well in a shitty part of Nz

 

[Athlai]

Ajaz has such thick luscious hair