*Official* India v England T20 International series in Ahmedabad

[Red_Ink_Squid]

This is taking so long. 12 overs in 70 minutes. Not a fan of 4.5 hour t20s.

Someone needs to shave 20 balls off each innings somehow...

 

[grecian]

Terrible fielding here, England could have been in the **** otherwise.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

lol

this is an improvement

we couldn't reach the ball heading to boundaries before because none of our players were athletic

now we overrun the ball

They shouldn't have lowered that 2km run threshold.

 

[Daemon]

Someone needs to shave 20 balls off each innings somehow...

Off topic but who do we think from those out there tonight doesn't shave their pubes? Thakur defs doesn't imo. Bairstow too. Bhuvi can't grow any.

 

[Shri]

2 lefties in

does sky bowl offies?

 

[grecian]

Off topic but who do we think from those out there tonight doesn't shave their pubes? Thakur defs doesn't imo. Bairstow too. Bhuvi can't grow any.

Kohli probably has them shaved into an effigy of himself, hence the beard, which looks pretty pubic tbh.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Off topic but who do we think from those out there tonight doesn't shave their pubes? Thakur defs doesn't imo. Bairstow too. Bhuvi can't grow any.

Hardik

 

[Daemon]

Kohli probably has them shaved into an effigy of himself, hence the beard, which looks pretty pubic tbh.

Kohli's beard is pretty decent tbh, not his fault everyone's copying him. There's far worse out there like Chahal's bumfluff.

 

[Arachnodouche]

Morgan's wrists find the gaps. Stunning reverse sweep to bisect the two close-in fielders.

 

[Daemon]

Hardik

Really? If I were to pick one I think he's the most likely to have had his asshole bleached. I think he's clean.

 

[Shri]

rohit doesn't

probably has bread crumbs in there too

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Hardik without pubes would be pretty gross.

 

[grecian]

Root would be doing much better here, madness not in the team.

 

[Shri]

good overs from bhuvi and hardik

expect 45 to be added off the last 3

 

[Shri]

this is seriously gun death bowling

 

[cnerd123]

Despite the IPL India are a middling T20I side

 

[Arachnodouche]

Stokes trying a Pant and failing. Gotta sway out of the way and face square-leg to have success with that shot.

 

[Daemon]

What’s with the ball glitching on the slow mo? India cheating? Is this all just a hologram?

 

[grecian]

Well, we'll see, let's see how the dew affects it, if I had to stake money I'd put it on India.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Yeah, 15 or so runs short, IMHO.

Google win predictor has it 66% India/34% England which seems pretty close.