*Official* Big Bash League 10 2020-21

[Burgey]

How many do the Heat lose by?

An even dozen

 

[Daemon]

Hobart need to let David bat up the order, he’s by far the best they (or anyone else) have

 

[_Ed_]

Sub-optimal start to the chase.

 

[Spikey]

Classic Brisbane heat

 

[TheJediBrah]

Hobart need to let David bat up the order, he’s by far the best they (or anyone else) have

Should have made the ICC Test team of the decade IMO

 

[Starfighter]

Can anyone tell me the point of Simon Milenko?

 

[TheJediBrah]

Any chance of Will Parker bowling something other than a half tracker

 

[Nintendo]

Good to see that we've gotten the obligatory howler by the umpire out of the way early.

 

[Gnske]

Max Bryant is ****

 

[Dan]

Criteria	The Most BBL Team Possible
Geriatric with international experience	1. Shaun Marsh
#intent young batter who can also kinda 'keep	2. Josh Phillipe (+)
Import opener inexplicably playing out of position	3. Dawid Malan
Failed international made out to be a big deal	4. Peter Handscomb (c)
Defensive FC opener picked because there are no other options	5. Nick Larkin
Daniel Christian	6. Daniel Christian
All-rounder who's just a specialist hack tbh	7. Ben Cutting
Guy with 17 variations of slower balls that goes for 10s every game but is still hyped	8. AJ Tye
Spinner plucked from as obscure a place as possible	9. Jono Cook
Tall and fast (as long as the speedgun is turned up by 15km/h)	10. Billy Stanlake
Teenaged Afghani spinner	11. Mujeeb Ur Rahman
Guy with a five year contract	X. Ben Dunk
Young all-rounder who's unfortunately probably a bit of a T20 no-rounder at this stage of their career	X. Liam Scott

I've had a crack at padding out Cribb's descriptions earlier

 

[Tom Flint]

This youngster parker looks a good prospect. Decent action and hard to pick the wrong'n

 

[Nintendo]

That is the definition of a max Bryant innings. Few drops on the way to a 30 before holing out to the fence.

 

[Starfighter]

This youngster parker looks a good prospect. Decent action and hard to pick the wrong'n

Well, we thought Pope was a good prospect too.

 

[Spikey]

Criteria	The Most BBL Team Possible
Geriatric with international experience	1. Shaun Marsh
#intent young batter who can also kinda 'keep	2. Josh Phillipe (+)
Import opener inexplicably playing out of position	3. Dawid Malan
Failed international made out to be a big deal	4. Peter Handscomb (c)
Defensive FC opener picked because there are no other options	5. Nick Larkin
Daniel Christian	6. Daniel Christian
All-rounder who's just a specialist hack tbh	7. Ben Cutting
Guy with 17 variations of slower balls that goes for 10s every game but is still hyped	8. AJ Tye
Spinner plucked from as obscure a place as possible	9. Jono Cook
Tall and fast (as long as the speedgun is turned up by 15km/h)	10. Billy Stanlake
Teenaged Afghani spinner	11. Mujeeb Ur Rahman
Guy with a five year contract	X. Ben Dunk
Young all-rounder who's unfortunately probably a bit of a T20 no-rounder at this stage of their career	X. Liam Scott

I've had a crack at padding out Cribb's descriptions earlier

I fear Peter Handscomb is about to lose his spot to Joe Burns

 

[NotMcKenzie]

Sthekalar calling somebody "the original baby-basher". Not a well thought-out description.

 

[Nintendo]

The hurricanes will be ecstatic that cancer bill has removed the baby basher.

 

[Spikey]

lol the heat choked and didn't even get the point

 

[Shady Slim]

Criteria	The Most BBL Team Possible
Geriatric with international experience	1. Shaun Marsh
#intent young batter who can also kinda 'keep	2. Josh Phillipe (+)
Import opener inexplicably playing out of position	3. Dawid Malan
Failed international made out to be a big deal	4. Peter Handscomb (c)
Defensive FC opener picked because there are no other options	5. Nick Larkin
Daniel Christian	6. Daniel Christian
All-rounder who's just a specialist hack tbh	7. Ben Cutting
Guy with 17 variations of slower balls that goes for 10s every game but is still hyped	8. AJ Tye
Spinner plucked from as obscure a place as possible	9. Jono Cook
Tall and fast (as long as the speedgun is turned up by 15km/h)	10. Billy Stanlake
Teenaged Afghani spinner	11. Mujeeb Ur Rahman
Guy with a five year contract	X. Ben Dunk
Young all-rounder who's unfortunately probably a bit of a T20 no-rounder at this stage of their career	X. Liam Scott

I've had a crack at padding out Cribb's descriptions earlier

real talk though as a sixers fan, there's little that was more depressing than seeing andrew tye ruin us and the league with his stupid knuckle ball for like the better part of four years, then upon getting picked for the national side, monumentally suck. at least it's meant when he came back to the bbl, the sucking would continue still, but man!

 

[social]

Meredith is shorter than I thought

Very rapid doe

 

[Nintendo]

What is the point of keemo Paul.