Moderator Jokes

[sledger]

We all know that being a moderator is a tough job. So lets make fun of them.

 

[sledger]

Why was the moderator grabbing at the air? He was trying to collect his thoughts.

 

[sledger]

Two moderators were driving along and the one moderator asked the other to check and see if her turn signal was working. The other replied, "It is, it isn't, it is, it isn't, it is,..."

 

[sledger]

What do you call a prostitute and three moderators?

Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

 

[sledger]

Did you hear about the moderator that liked younger men?

He started sleeping with Cub Scouts, but his doctor made him quit when he got up to three Packs a day.

 

[uvelocity]

what do you call a moderator with half a brain? gifted

 

[fredfertang]

Ding dong the ...........

 

[ganeshran]

One day 2 moderators decided to drive to Disney Land.

When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Prince EWS

 

[GIMH]

A moderator goes for a haircut whilst wearing some headphones. When they get there they say to the barber, ‘whatever you do, do NOT knock the headphones’

The barber cuts very carefully and doesn’t knock them.

The moderator visits again the following month and says the same. Again the same caution applies.

However on their third visit, the moderator gets complacent and thinks they don’t need to give said advice. The barber gets careless and knocks the headphones. The headphones fall to the floor, and the moderator immediately collapses and dies.

The barber picks up the headphones and slots them into his ears. On a loop they simply say, ’Breathe in, Breathe out’

And then the barber was infracted for ignoring moderator instructions

 

[GoodAreasShane]

Moderator jokes? I thought the general consensus was that the moderators are a joke in of themselves

 

[Gnske]

I don't like this thread.

Someone tell the one ***** said a few years back about when the CW Moderator walks into a brothel.

 

[GIMH]

A moderator goes for a haircut whilst wearing some headphones. When they get there they say to the barber, ‘whatever you do, do NOT knock the headphones’

The barber cuts very carefully and doesn’t knock them.

The moderator visits again the following month and says the same. Again the same caution applies.

However on their third visit, the moderator gets complacent and thinks they don’t need to give said advice. The barber gets careless and knocks the headphones. The headphones fall to the floor, and the moderator immediately collapses and dies.

The barber picks up the headphones and slots them into his ears. On a loop they simply say, ’Breathe in, Breathe out’

And then the barber was infracted for ignoring moderator instructions

The fact this doesn’t have 30 likes is the biggest disgrace on this site since the three day ban I incurred for my drunken posting after England’s 4-1 defeat to Germany in the 2010 FIFA World Cup

Cheers lads, **** you all

 

[the big bambino]

Maybe CW doesn't get it.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

The fact this doesn’t have 30 likes is the biggest disgrace on this site since the three day ban I incurred for my drunken posting after England’s 4-1 defeat to Germany in the 2010 FIFA World Cup

Cheers lads, **** you all

Sympathy like

 

[fredfertang]

The fact this doesn’t have 30 likes is the biggest disgrace on this site since the three day ban I incurred for my drunken posting after England’s 4-1 defeat to Germany in the 2010 FIFA World Cup

Cheers lads, **** you all

Too edgy

 

[trundler]

A moderator walks into a fun thread and closes it because he's a ****.

 

[sledger]

This isn't the describe a moderator thread ffs

 

[Burgey]

The fact this doesn’t have 30 likes is the biggest disgrace on this site since the three day ban I incurred for my drunken posting after England’s 4-1 defeat to Germany in the 2010 FIFA World Cup

Cheers lads, **** you all

Unfortunately, you may have had a bit too much exposure to the subcontinental sense of humour during the WC, mate.

 

[GIMH]

Unfortunately, you may have had a bit too much exposure to the subcontinental sense of humour during the WC, mate.

Unlikely, that was a funny joke I posted

I do have sunburn right now though if it makes you happy