Rejected Parody Thread Ideas

[Starfighter]

He reminds me our much loved, dearly departed Blocky.

 

[Starfighter]

How do I know if I've been infected?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Darren Bravo

 

[Deleted member 34141]

 

[trundler]

Woah this is a whole new world!

 

[Starfighter]

The American bollocks thread.

 

[Deleted member 34141]

 

[Starfighter]

Histological footage: Very close impressions of some greats

 

[Burgey]

Is it time for harsh.ag to retire?

 

[cnerd123]

The question is not whether harsh.ag has declined, which he obviously has, but whether CW can actually replace him... and that answer is no, not right now. So he will probably mod until the WC and then retire, and hopefully some of the young up and coming prospects do well during that time and stake a claim for the infraction team in particular.

 

[Burgey]

Not like you to over-egg a gag.

 

[cnerd123]

I have had 25 years of experience after all

 

[Burgey]

No wonder your mind, like your posts and your face, are scrambled.

 

[cnerd123]

Are you implying I'm mentally ill and therefore not worthy of equal treatment?

Wait till your bosses hear about this.

 

[Burgey]

I'm judging your posts by reference to the standards of everyone else. How isn't that equal treatment?

 

[trundler]

***** is the Kevin Pietersen of dire posting. Not an ATG dire poster but a poster of spectacular direness from time to time.

 

[cnerd123]

You miss 100% of the shots you never take

 

[trundler]

Makes you think who's the Bradman. One of the old timers like Richard or the current king of direness.

 

[Starfighter]

Makes you think who's the Bradman. One of the old timers like Richard or the current king of direness.

Wait, for how long have you been reading this place for?

 

[trundler]

March but I stalk comparison threads by googling them. Went through all 600 pages of the ATG thread to see the bloke argue Stewart> Knott. Then and there I was convinced of his awfulness. Joined to see he had a bit of a reputation too.