***Official*** Australia in England 2018

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Does anybody seriously think that England are a threat to win anything with their batting?

Bwuwahaha

They’re hacks and it has been proven over & over & over again

They were slaughtered in the Ashes and will be beaten to a pulp by many full strength teams

Reality bites bitches

 

[stephen]

It'll be interesting to see how K Richardson goes. He's usually a 4 wicket or 0 wicket bowler. Let's home he's the former tonight.

 

[GotSpin]

Can billy please play some shield matches this summer

 

[Starfighter]

I'm liking this keeper up to a fast-medium bowler thing. Gives a real nineteen-thirties feel.

 

[Starfighter]

Oooh, that's nice.

 

[stephen]

Haha what a soft dismissal.

5-50 is a scorecard I more expect from an England side.

 

[Borges]

Right, game on! Five down, five to go!

I could kill these Australians: if only they had batted a wee bit more sensibly!. Instead, all out in under thirty five overs.

 

[Jarquis]

If we had Woakes we'd probably still win this tbh

 

[Borges]

The Aussies had seen Moeen all through the long winter, and they still don't realise that bouncing him out is easier than snatching candy from children.

 

[Starfighter]

The Aussies had seen Moeen all through the long winter, and they still don't realise that bouncing him out is easier than snatching candy from babies.

He was rarely in long enough when Lyon was bowling for us to notice.

 

[GoodAreasShane]

Kane definitely looks down half a yard of pace. Has been capable of getting it up at 140ish in the past, hasn't been the case all series unfortunately

 

[slippy888]

Stanlake should come on get buttler out within 5 overs Australia will win game

 

[Jack1]

Good job England have root as a fall back policy incase they lose quick wickets

Wait what

 

[slippy888]

Good job England have root as a fall back policy incase they lose quick wickets

Wait what

You cant score 50s every game are you new to cricket

 

[trundler]

You cant score 50s every game are you new to cricket

Yeah, slippy. Talk some sense into him...

 

[trundler]

Another wicket. Great stuff. England still in it because of their infinitely deep batting.

 

[Daemon]

Only Dharmasena could miss that edge

 

[Top_Cat]

Dharmasena raising standards everywhere he goes as usual.

 

[wpdavid]

Those really are two of the dumber dismissals that you could wish to see.

 

[Top_Cat]

Haha, finger raised for the incredibly obvious nick that time.