Hadlee's health

[trundler]

There's also the fact that one's shitter isn't as marketable as titties.

Wishing Hadlee a full recovery. One of the best of the very best, ever.

 

[Daemon]

It’s just a static platform that your �� falls onto, then having inspected it to satisfaction you can flush it away.

Since the �� doesn’t directly drop into the water seal until you flush, I imagine German toilets must stink immensely whilst you go about your business.

Been to Germany and never seen one of these (thankfully)

 

[a massive zebra]

Been to Germany and never seen one of these (thankfully)

Are you serious? In my experience they are very common in Germany (and Austria).

 

[Daemon]

Are you serious? In my experience they are very common in Germany (and Austria).

Haha what, I lived in Austria for half a year and never saw one.

 

[Athlai]

Cancers a wanker
Clap clap clap clap clap
Cancers a wanker
Clap clap clap clap clap

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Saw this on my phone at work earlier, felt sick for ages, hope he wins this battle.

 

[hendrix]

Interestingly the rates are much higher amongst NZers of European descent (Pakeha) than Maori and Pacific Islanders despite higher average socio-economic backgrounds and probably higher consumption of fresh fruit and vegetables. There could be genetic factors at play too.

While fruits and veggies are protective, European NZers tend to eat a lot of red and processed meats, which are the main factors. Maori and Pacific people tend to favour chicken and seafood whereas Pakeha like their steak, lamb, sausages and bacon. There's strong-ish mechanistic evidence that the heme proteins (i.e. what makes red meat red) are at least partially causative. Also, I'm not sure whether Pakeha NZers do actually eat more fresh fruit and veggies. Of course, genetics always play a part too.

In terms of bowel health, regular kiwifruit consumption is my pro tip

 

[smash84]

While fruits and veggies are protective, European NZers tend to eat a lot of red and processed meats, which are the main factors. Maori and Pacific people tend to favour chicken and seafood whereas Pakeha like their steak, lamb, sausages and bacon. There's strong-ish mechanistic evidence that the heme proteins (i.e. what makes red meat red) are at least partially causative. Also, I'm not sure whether Pakeha NZers do actually eat more fresh fruit and veggies. Of course, genetics always play a part too.

In terms of bowel health, regular kiwifruit consumption is my pro tip

I find whole wheat bread (roti) to be very beneficial for maintaining good regulation of the bowels.

 

[_Ed_]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/crick...hadlee-to-undergo-surgery-on-secondary-cancer

 

[Burgey]

Terrible news. I'm afraid he's cactus if there are secondaries, but hopefully he can fight it and have a lengthy period of decent health once this lot is removed before the inevitable. A great cricketer. much loved everywhere.

 

[Zinzan]

Terrible news. I'm afraid he's cactus if there are secondaries

I thought the same in reading the headline, but this quote from that article made me feel a little better about it "Medical advice is that it's still at a very early stage and is operable."

Chap overcame some of the great techniques in the history of batting, so let's hope he can overcome this too.

 

[Burgey]

I hope so too. Bloke’s a champion.

 

[trundler]

Hope the cancer gets clean boweled.

 

[the big bambino]

Here's hoping that Hadlee's health and trundler's puns will improve.