***Official*** 1st Test at Brisbane

[Cow]

If this keeps up Smith won't even be playing at the end of the series.

He is a natural fidgeter and faffer. You can see it in his batting.

I strongly suspect he struggles to get an erection. Probably through nervousness.

 

[Spark]

Boycs is a lot more sympathetic to dumb batting and fast bowlers than I remember him being.

Maybe old age has mellowed him.

Boycott doesn't conform to stereotype that much on commentary tbh. Certainly appreciates aggressive cricket.

 

[Starfighter]

He is a natural fidgeter and faffer. You can see it in his batting.

I strongly suspect he struggles to get an erection. Probably through nervousness.

How does that have any relevance to what I wrote?

 

[cnerd123]

1 days hard graft thrown away in 1 session's loose batting

Pitches like this are a lot of fun.

 

[Cow]

How does that have any relevance what I wrote?

Relevant to the time issue. Lots of asking questions to team mates and taking time to make a decision. Could cost him on the over-rate and end up in a ban.

 

[Burgey]

Cunning ploy from England to make Australia bowl more overs by being nine down at the scheduled lunch break.

 

[Cabinet96]

The half an hour extension at 9 down is always funny after a session starts half an hour early as well.

 

[TheJediBrah]

1 days hard graft thrown away in 1 session's loose batting

Pitches like this are a lot of fun.

What sort of pitch is it? A bit slow?

 

[Cow]

So this is the game. Can England get Warner and Smith cheaply. Do this and they'll have a first innings lead. Let them score big and they are behind the eight ball for the remainder of the game.

 

[Starfighter]

Bowl a ****ing yorker you drongos.

 

[cnerd123]

What sort of pitch is it? A bit slow?

Slow, low, can't play your shots. Some turn.

Requires a lot of grafting and patience from bowl bowlers and batsmen. England just haven't kept their head on today. Too much #intent and they've thrown away the platform they had.

 

[Spark]

Hahaha

 

[morgieb]

Hahahahahahahaha that's some shot

 

[stephen]

Yeah it's a slow pitch.

Starc hasn't deserved his figures and Lyon has deserved better figures.

 

[Cabinet96]

Incredible batting.

 

[Daemon]

Not sure why people are so surprised about this, Ishant Sharma showed the world England's weakness to short filth

 

[OverratedSanity]

Starc has the best figures of the lot which shows that there is no justice in the real world.

 

[Daemon]

Why has Boycs assumed this is going to be a low scoring game

 

[Cabinet96]

Starc has the best figures of the lot which shows that there is no justice in the real world.

This post could've so easily have been written in 2012.

 

[Spark]

I mean it's hilarious to watch, but someone's gotta bowl a yorker