***Official*** Australia in India 2017

[Zinzan]

Lol, this is the problem with first time tourists to India.

What's with Michael Clarke asking why in such a surprised tone? As if it isn't obvious why he couldn't last another 15 mins.

 

[Daemon]

Good from India to employ the tactics used by South Africa in the 1995 Rugby WC

 

[harsh.ag]

Poisoning our opening bat?

Great hospitality once again by the great superpower India.

Best thing is that there is a decent probability he snuck in some Butter Chicken into his room when no one was looking because it is just that tempting.

 

[Zinzan]

Good from India to employ the tactics used by South Africa in the 1995 Rugby WC

Only instead of Suzie, it's Shital.

 

[mr_mister]

shoulda chose the butter chicken instead of the vindaloo renshaw

 

[S.Kennedy]

Imodium is a batsman's thread in Indian conditions.

 

[Burgey]

Anyway, here's Shaun Marsh. He'll steady the ship.

 

[adub]

Good from India to employ the tactics used by South Africa in the 1995 Rugby WC

You can taste their fear

(at least I think it's fear, could be something else)

 

[Zinzan]

God bless Indian food.

God can't have washed his hands prior to blessing it then.

 

[Compton]

Yak, massive dump, half a bottle of pepto-bismol.

Right as rain for after lunch.

 

[Zinzan]

shoulda chose the butter chicken instead of the vindaloo renshaw

Should have stuck with canned spaghetti and veges from Australia truth be told.

 

[adub]

It will be more like a fire hose than a dump I reckon

 

[Shri]

Hameed broke his fingers, Renshaw broke his constitution. #RookieOpenersInIndia

 

[indiaholic]

Chances of Renshaw being at the press conference today?

 

[straw man]

27.3
UT Yadav to Smith, no run, full down leg, left alone.
MT Renshaw retired hurt 36 (89b 4x4 1x6) SR: 40.44

Sounds like an apt description of Renshaw's last movement at the crease

 

[Shri]

Flies on camera. Is Renshaw shooting the game?

 

[adub]

Now I want some Wild Stone perfumes for men.

 

[Adders]

WTF are those bugs (?) flying across my screen from the camera angle behind the bowlers arm?? Theres ****ing millions of them.

 

[Zinzan]

WTF are those bugs (?) flying across my screen from the camera angle behind the bowlers arm??.

Renshaw used an open bathroom.

 

[Adders]

Flies on camera. Is Renshaw shooting the game?

****ing big flies if that's what they are.