***Official*** Pakistan in Australia 2016/17

[adub]

Golden Summer

 

[adub]

Placement Uz

 

[Tangles]

Old guy at 1st slip. Pakistan resemble a total pub team at times.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Warner's Toyota sponsored celebration is singlehandedly testing my relationship with cricket.

 

[adub]

Good honest bowler Amir

Nice sledge Bill

WAG

 

[Burgey]

I see where Waqar is coming from talking about Warner's play through gully in that instance, but he's played so far away from his body this knock that I've thought he might pop a catch up there any time. Does it a lot with hard hands too. Reckon it's something he really could work on in his game.

 

[Gob]

Still lots of overs left in the day. Be interesting if Davey tees off

 

[honestbharani]

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhab Riaz

Joni spotted!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mr_mister]

Imagine if Pakistan had declared at 320 like Chappelli wanted. He should be made to come back into the box and apologise for the dumb theory

 

[Gob]

Man Misbah's beard is majestic

 

[Spark]

Imagine if Pakistan had declared at 320 like Chappelli wanted. He should be made to come back into the box and apologise for the dumb theory

honestly when michael clarke of all people is saying you should bat on, you really should be batting on

 

[Burgey]

Wahab is easily my fave in this Pakistan side but he's seriously lost the plot here today.

 

[stephen]

Flattest of flat tracks this one. Warner getting a ton with a lot of luck.

Yep, it's just another Australian test match.

 

[Blocky]

What's wrong with booing cheaters?

Boo Smith for not walking then - that's cheating also, while you're at it, boo Faf for lozenges, oh wait, you did that already... while you're at it, boo Warne for giving pitch conditions and likely team composition away to the Indian bookies...

Amir's been pretty damn unlucky since coming back.

Yup, same in NZ - bowled absolutely superbly and didn't get the rewards. (cue joke about brown paper bag from unfunny Australians)

 

[Blocky]

Flattest of flat tracks this one. Warner getting a ton with a lot of luck.

Yep, it's just another Australian test match.

At least it's not Smith downhill skiing again - although I'm sure that'll come in time.

 

[mr_mister]

Trust me the whole country laughs at Warne - we're in no denial about his crappy personality

 

[morgieb]

honestly when michael clarke of all people is saying you should bat on, you really should be batting on

Haha yep it's a crazy world when Clarke is the one speaking sense of declarations.

Although tbf the only really wild declarations he made that I can think of was in that 2nd Test against India and the 5th Test of the 2013 Ashes.

 

[stephen]

At least it's not Smith downhill skiing again - although I'm sure that'll come in time.

Did Steve Smith screw your missus?

 

[Blocky]

If you view the Australian commentary through the perspective of "The opposition should just roll over and let Australia win so we can be glorious together" - you'll understand why they want early declarations amongst other things to go in the favour of -their- team.

 

[Blocky]

Did Steve Smith screw your missus?

Nah, he couldn't find the hole, he was too busy walking all the way across from leg to outside the stumps... doesn't know how to get on middle like a real batsman.