***Official*** New Zealand in India 2016

[Shri]

I don't understand why Sharma is playing like we are 50/4. We are 500/4, ****. Go big or go home. Say what you will about Dhoni but he would come out in these situations fully committed to make a quick 50.

 

[Daemon]

Can't wait for us to bowl and cause huge problems and hear the wahhhs about how she's a different pitch

 

[Shri]

Aww, ****. Rahane deserved a double. Moe than that other **** anyway.

 

[cnerd123]

Great catch that.

Need Saha and Jaddu to enter IPL-mode now. Lets have some fun.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Rahane's average < KW's

 

[Zinzan]

Screw declaring. Lets score 1000. Grind these Kiwaaash into dust that Jadeja can that use to scream his way to a 10-fer.

Fixed.

 

[Shri]

I think they might be going for 600 here. NZ would have to make 400 to avoid the follow on, which pretty much guarantees one.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Fixed.

Fmd you're just giving more credence to the "kiwaahs" name with this

 

[harsh.ag]

Rahane's average < KW's

Wrong sign ffs. But yes,

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

I think they might be going for 600 here. NZ would have to make 400 to avoid the follow on.

*does math in head*

He's right.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Wrong sign ffs. But yes,

His average is now lower than KW after he got out you stupid ****.

 

[harsh.ag]

His average is now lower than KW after he got out you stupid ****.

Aw shucks.

 

[Jono]

Lol

 

[cnerd123]

Fixed.

Ki-Waaaaaaaaahhh

 

[Daemon]

who the **** thought it's a good idea for the drinks to be brought in on a tray

 

[Zinzan]

Fmd you're just giving more credence to the "kiwaahs" name with this

Ki-Waaaaaaaaahhh

Nah, there's a relatively fair distribution of Waah-ers across the great CW nations. Let's not pretend people aren't still talking about the Symonds nick from 2008. There's plenty of Indiwaah's too

Besides, the name 'screamer' has stuck magnificently to Jadeja, nobody can deny that.

 

[Shri]

Nah, there's a relatively fair distribution of Waah-ers across the great CW nations. Let's not pretend people aren't still talking about the Symonds nick from 2008. There's plenty of Indiwaah's too

Besides, the name 'screamer' has stuck magnificently to Jadeja, nobody can deny that.

Would take a screamer over squealers any day. I can't wait to see Guptill squeal a little again.

 

[Zinzan]

Would take a screamer over squealers any day. I can't wait to see Guptill squeal a little again.

We're all hoping it's the last we hear Guptill squealing in a Test match.

 

[NZTailender]

5 run penalty

 

[Bahnz]

Jade's already scored more runs for NZ than Guptill. WAG