Cricketers who sound a bit like cheeses draft

[NUFAN]

Richard Cheese Quee XI

1. Marcus Cheddarscothick
2.
3. Virat Colby
4. Hababybel Bashar
5. Neil Harvati
6.
7. Richard Hadbrie
8. Dmitri Mascarpone
9.
10.
11. Steve Parmesan

 

[Howe_zat]

Round 1

_Ed_ - Richard Hadbrie
Howe - Danish Blue Kaneria
Heef - David Steeleton
Day Man - Colin Kraft

Round 2

Day Man - Mohammed Mozzarella
Heef - Andrew Halloumi
Howe - Stiltony Greig
_Ed_ - Dmitri Mascarpone

Round 3

Heef - Camembert Sutcliffe
Howe - Cheddar Sayers
Day Man - Andrew Cottage
_Ed_ - Marcus Cheddarscothick

Round 4

_Ed_ - Neil Harvati
Day Man - Mohammed Paneer
Howe - Monterey Jack Hobbs
Heef - Hugh Bromley-Davenportsalut

Round 5

Day Man - Sunil Oaxaca
_Ed_ - Dwayne Leveroquefort.
Howe - Wensleydale Steyn
Heef - Ian Redleicesterpath

Round 6

Heef - Murray Goudwin
Howe - Craig Kiesfeta
_Ed_/NUFAN - Hababybel Bashar
Day Man - Sachin Fonduelkar

Round 7

Howe - Vernon Philadelphier
Day Man - Parmesan Pollock
Heef
_Ed_/NUFAN - Steve Parmesan

Round 8

_Ed_/Nufan - Virat Colby
Heef
Day Man
Howe

 

[Howe_zat]

Since there have been many 12-hour windows missed, I am going to allow each contestant to post their final team in order to allow a winner to be decided

 

[Howe_zat]

Filthy Cheddars

1. Montery Jack Hobbs
2. Cheshire Pujara
3. Ravi Beaufortpara
4. Salimburger Malik
5. Syd Gregorgonzoly
6. Stiltony Greig
7. Craig Kiesfeta
8. Vernon Philadelphier
9. Wendsleydale Steyn
10. Cheddar Sayers
11. Danish Blue Kaneria

 

[NUFAN]

vs.

Richard Cheese Quee XI

1. Marcus Cheddarscothick
2. Tamie Iqbal
3. Virat Colby
4. Hababybel Bashar
5. Neil Harvati
6. Mike Filetta+
7. Richard Hadbrie c
8. Dmitri Mascarpone
9. Sean Abbot's Gold
10. Ashley Jarlsberg
11. Steve Parmesan

 

[NUFAN]

Nooooo!

I was all ready to unleash:

Steve Parmesan

Today at work I was working on a few accounts and lo and behold one of the accounts was for a Steven Parmesan!! I know the cricketer spells his name with ph but still thought it was pretty funny.

 

[Howe_zat]

Today at work I was working on a few accounts and lo and behold one of the accounts was for a Steven Parmesan!! I know the cricketer spells his name with ph but still thought it was pretty funny.

Were you investigating the account? Something about it doesn't smell right.

 

[NUFAN]

Were you investigating the account? Something about it doesn't smell right.

Not sure what you mean exactly? I guess I should have written one of the clients within an account I was working on was for a Steven Parmesan.

 

[Howe_zat]

Not sure what you mean exactly? I guess I should have written one of the clients within an account I was working on was for a Steven Harmison.

Parmesan. It smells.

 

[NUFAN]

Lol. I thought you were questioning the validity of my story. I knew I should have used Ravi Beaufortpara

 

[Bijed]

No-one took Brett Dairylea or Ian Stinking Bishop? Or even Quinton de Coquetdale?