This source of this incredible anecdote is Dean Jones and verified by Merv Hughes. The name-dropping is important because it may not be easily digestible.
The story is from the Adelaide Oval when Australia played the West Indies in the Frank Worrell Trophy in February 1989. Australia won the toss and batted first. Australia were 383 for eight and West Indies were looking good to wrap up the innings around the 400-run mark. However, Merv Hughes put up provided unexpected defiance against the likes of Malcolm Marshall, Patrick Patterson, Courtney Walsh and Curtly Ambrose. Coming in at No 10, he scored and unbeaten 72 and added 114 runs for the ninth wicket with Dean Jones (216). Australia went on to score 151, but the Test ended in a draw.
As tradition goes, the batting side (Australia) went into the West Indies dressing room with cartons of beer. Hughes went in first and was followed later by Jones. Suddenly there was silence in the dressing room as the venerable Sir Don Bradman was being ushered into the room by cricket officials from South Australia. Each West Indian player stood up before the great man came near him as a mark of respectfully. Bradman shook hands with each and every West Indian player and spoke warmly a few words with them.
Bradman finally got to the last man on the bench, the dreaded pacer Patrick Patterson. Apparently, Patterson remained seated when the great man came to have a word with him. He looked up at the 80-year-old and after a protracted,
Patterson stood up, towering over the short-statured Bradman, and said: “You Don Bradman? You Don Bradman? I kill you, maan! I bowl at you, I kill you! I split you in two!”
As people around heard in stunned silence the words coming out of Patterson’s mouth, Bradman looked Patterson in the eye and cooly replied: “You couldn’t even get Merv Hughes out. You’d have no chance against me, mate!”
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