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*Official* 1st Test at the SWALEC Stadium

Uppercut

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I was so hoping we would get sporting pitches for this series, to have something fun, positive and engaging to watch. Something approaching a distraction from the most horrifyingly bleak time that this has been. Instead, we've been greeted with another doctored, slow, turgid piece of gutter slop. Uninspiring conditions. Uninspiring dismissals. Garbage. Negative, needlessly attritional garbage. I watched two sessions on day 1 and maybe one and a half today. I have never been so *bored* of the brand being displayed.

I don't care who's winning. Give us something worth turning on the television for. PLEASE stop doctoring wickets. You are making this **** less fun.
Stop it, you're making it too much fun for the English posters.
 

FaaipDeOiad

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That was a bit of an odd dismissal. Just missed it by miles.

Really don't think Johnson has been as bad as his figures suggest, quite good in this innings.
 

OverratedSanity

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Bell would be a really bad downhill skier if he hadn't got loads of runs in pressure situations.
Kinda overstating it here. He's made pressure runs, sure, who hasn't? But he's done so much skiiing it's kind of laughable.

And he's gone. Piss off, Bell. No pumping your average today.
 

Kylez

State Vice-Captain
England have looked quite scratchy/lucky with the bat during this innings IMO, been an abnormal amount of edges plus plays and misses outside off. Johnson has definitely bowled better this his figures suggest overall but he was quite underwhelming in the 1st innings nonetheless.

Broad and Anderson bowled superbly this morning.
 

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