*Official* New Zealand in England 2015

[Bahnz]

Huh, Southee's bowling a dream why take him off after 4 overs?

 

[Flem274*]

not quite moved the ball off the straight of yet, has henry...

i blame howsie opening his mouth for the awkward looking start

 

[Spark]

welcome to another episode of "i ****ing hate gary ballance's trigger movement"

 

[Athlai]

Bumble coming into this tour straight from the IPL or something? Seems woefully underprepared.

 

[Flem274*]

welcome to another episode of "i ****ing hate gary ballance's trigger movement"

well your episode just got cut short

go on have a rant. we all know you're dying to.

 

[Bahnz]

Yep, it's going to be a long short series for our mate Gary.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

That average is coming down Gazza

 

[Spark]

well that was a shock

(not)

 

[Athlai]

And hes outta here

 

[BackFootPunch]

Yaaaas. Whoever said Boult would **** all over Ballance, good work that man.

 

[Spark]

that was also some oddly unreactive commentary there too.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Henry looking a bit nervous. Seam position not good

but who cares when we've got bouthee

 

[Fuller Pilch]

One more by drinks boys

 

[Swingpanzee]

sweet

 

[OverratedSanity]

Not surprising.

 

[Zinzan]

Well bowled Boult! The precise delivery I was hoping for after the short one. Wth is with Ballance just sitting on the crease like that?

 

[Cabinet96]

well your episode just got cut short

go on have a rant. we all know you're dying to.

The TV company cancelled it along with my "why can't Jordan run up to the stumps properly" rant.

 

[Cabinet96]

Cook's innings reminding me of mine last Saturday. I was on about two at this stage though.

 

[NZTailender]

This is either a superb parody or you're just proving my point about uppity Kiwis who should pipe down.

Sorree bowss, we forgot our place. Yessir bowss we'll be quiet.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Thanks cricinfo:

"Gary Ballance has two hundreds in two appearances at Lord's. NZ will want to end that run"