***Official*** England in West Indies 2015

[Spark]

well this would be ****

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Can we just let Samuels get his ton then cancel this bugger, be no chance of a result if this weather doesn't sod off.

 

[mightymariner]

More rain, yay

Didn't bowl too badly there, at least the new ball will be available almost immediately after they come back. Hopefully they'll just take lunch now though.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Miserable English weather in the caribbean. What a crappy test match.

 

[WalkingWicket]

The people who say Test cricket is old, outdated and boring would have a point with this one. Dire stuff to watch.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Made sense to take lunch while the sun was out.

Waste of time this game.

 

[LegionOfBrad]

Stupid lunch decision followed by more back of a length bowling on a slow turgid pudding.

 

[Spark]

This Lara special more interesting than the cricket, tbh.

 

[mightymariner]

Yorkshire have had their request for Rashid to fly home rejected apparently.

 

[Spark]

If the umps have delayed the game purely because the fielding captain doesn't want to bowl with a slightly wet ball then that's bull****.

 

[Tangles]

Some joke officiating going on.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

If the umps have delayed the game purely because the fielding captain doesn't want to bowl with a slightly wet ball then that's bull****.

Agreed, though if the outfield was too wet then the umpires are crap for saying it would start.

Shambles of a day and a half.

 

[Spark]

Agreed, though if the outfield was too wet then the umpires are crap for saying it would start.

Shambles of a day and a half.

Yeah. Either way, it's bull****.

 

[Pothas]

Oh **** off Broad.

 

[Spark]

samuels wtf

 

[Daemon]

Anderson to Samuels, no run, now tries to whack a length ball over the off side and plays and misses

yeah your jobs not done yet ****

edit: oh he's out. dumb ****.

 

[Beamer]

Marlon, Marlon, Marlon....

You're never going to learn are you?

 

[harsh.ag]

Yeah, I got my place cemented for the next 6 tests. Imma gonna Samuels now.

 

[Daemon]

Yeah, I got my place cemented for the next 6 tests. Imma gonna Samuels now.

"imma" includes "gonna"

it means "i'm gonna"

pet hate of mine when people use it wrongly, especially when they use it as "i'm a". If you're going to copy slang that you don't use irl at least do it right

 

[Spark]

Such a random bowler at times, Broad. Out of nowhere, suddenly decides to bowl sharp seamers at 90mph.