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*Official* Pro-Wrestling Thread II

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Hey guys, what ever happened to Carlito?
Got released about five years ago I think. Can't remember the exact circumstances but believe it was just bad attitude, going nowhere, on your bike

Edit - it was for wellness violations and refusal to attend rehab
 
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Shri

Mr. Glass
His thing before Wrestlemani 27 was great too. 'I am like a big purple pin wheel rock, so go ahead and blow me!' :laugh:
 

Shri

Mr. Glass
Watching Cena's Marine for the first time. Wtf is that music throughout the movie like it could turn into a porno at any second? Highlights: "I am a black man." "Black men don't drive minivans." Did Vince McMahon write the whole damn thing? Oh did I mention that I have only watched for 28 minutes so far? At least Slade Wilson is in it. Not expecting much. Also reminds me that Cena had hair on the back of his head once upon a time.
 
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sledger

Spanish_Vicente
Just watching Royal Rumble 2003.

Reached Steiner vs HHH. Had forgotten just how bad this was.

Crowd just booing the **** out of both guys.
 

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
Bet Jono loved this match btw.

Edit: Crowd now booing the **** out of Steiner after he grabbed the sledgehammer and attacked HHH with it.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Been to watch WWE tonight, decent show. Here's what went down

Finn Balor V Neville - outstanding match. Decent reaction for Finn, and great pop and constant reactions for Neville, with Balor wrestling as a heel. Superb match, scoring 32 stars on the GIMH rating system. Neville won via red arrow

New Day V Tyson Kidd and Cesaro for the tag belts.
New Day continued their descent into being evil heels and they did it well. Kofi must have been dying for a chance to so something like this after years as the vanilla baby face. Good match, I love me some Nattie especially with her attire of late. Champs retained

After the match Xavier (who hadn't wrestled but had been clotheslined by Nattie on the outside) issued an open challenge which R truth answered. He did a whole lot of rapping, incorporating the new day suck chants, and then beat Xavier in about 15 seconds

Next up we had a Connor the crusher video and then a trailer for marine 4 played on screen before miz's music hit. He hit a standard quality miz promo on the crowd before being interrupted by MiZdow

Miz V Mizdow
Decent match. Mizdow grabbed the mic halfway through and asked if he should go back to being a stunt double and then proceeded to mimic Miz each time he took a bump and rolled around in pain. Pretty funny and Mizdow took the win with the skull crushing finale

Next we had Alicia Fox V Natalya. I'm all for giving divas a chance, unfortunately I don't rate Alicia. It was pretty dull fayre, Nattie won via the sharpshooter and looked tremendous again. Afterwards a bunch of other divas ran out for no discernible reason and there was a bit of a scuffle before the faces all celebrated.

Last before the interval was Reigns V show in a 'Manchester Street Fight'
This was a belter actually. The hardcore variant added a lot versus the TV plodders they've had, the crowd were way into it, Big Show bumped about. Enjoyable match.

After the break we were treated to Rosa having a little dance and then Fandango V one of the Usos (whichever one isn't injured). There was a bit of a dance off, and then the match was a total squash, Uso winning in about 7 seconds.

Six man tag next, Bad News Barrett, Sheamus & Bray Wyatt V Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler & Erick Rowan
Barrett came out first to a nice pop. He proceeded to diss both Manchester clubs before bringing out about ten of the Preston North end squad and advising the crowd that if any of them said anything to him then the PNE players would be coming up the stairs and giving them a slap.

Bryan got a huge reception and being there for the yes chant is pretty awesome.

The match was good, formulaic with early tags in and out, then Ziggler getting beaten down by all three heels before the hot tag to Bryan and then the ref losing control. Everyone brought it in this match, even Wyatt :p, but Bryan and Ziggler were standout. Faces won, with Wade tapping to the yes lock in front of the closest thing he has to a home crowd. Poor Wade.

Main event John Cena V Rusev for the US title
Rusev got some good heat. Lana is beautiful. Cena got a great reaction, I mean it was mixed but seemed more on the 'let's go Cena' side today. They pretty much had their mania match, springboard stunner and all, no bad thing and it was a lot of fun. Cena won via AA

All in all, I enjoyed it but my daughter had an absolute blast. She held signs up that she'd made and lost her voice booing Rusev.

Lots of my mates went to ICW tonight which sounds like it was awesome but at the end of the day, WWE is what it is. So many parents there clearly were dragged along and hated it, and fair play to them btw, but it's a lot more fun if you love wrestling yourself but at the same time get to watch it be absolutely magical for your own kid.

Finally, merch store was a little disappointing I thought but you could buy a replica of the world title for £350. Obviously I bought two

If you've bothered to read all this and wonder where the champ himself was, along with Orton, Ambrose, Luke Harper, Kane, Paige etc, the answer is Cardiff. I don't know what they do in the states these days but since the brand split ended they still split the roster for UK tours at least.
 

sledger

Spanish_Vicente
Been to watch WWE tonight, decent show. Here's what went down

Finn Balor V Neville - outstanding match. Decent reaction for Finn, and great pop and constant reactions for Neville, with Balor wrestling as a heel. Superb match, scoring 32 stars on the GIMH rating system. Neville won via red arrow

New Day V Tyson Kidd and Cesaro for the tag belts.
New Day continued their descent into being evil heels and they did it well. Kofi must have been dying for a chance to so something like this after years as the vanilla baby face. Good match, I love me some Nattie especially with her attire of late. Champs retained

After the match Xavier (who hadn't wrestled but had been clotheslined by Nattie on the outside) issued an open challenge which R truth answered. He did a whole lot of rapping, incorporating the new day suck chants, and then beat Xavier in about 15 seconds

Next up we had a Connor the crusher video and then a trailer for marine 4 played on screen before miz's music hit. He hit a standard quality miz promo on the crowd before being interrupted by MiZdow

Miz V Mizdow
Decent match. Mizdow grabbed the mic halfway through and asked if he should go back to being a stunt double and then proceeded to mimic Miz each time he took a bump and rolled around in pain. Pretty funny and Mizdow took the win with the skull crushing finale

Next we had Alicia Fox V Natalya. I'm all for giving divas a chance, unfortunately I don't rate Alicia. It was pretty dull fayre, Nattie won via the sharpshooter and looked tremendous again. Afterwards a bunch of other divas ran out for no discernible reason and there was a bit of a scuffle before the faces all celebrated.

Last before the interval was Reigns V show in a 'Manchester Street Fight'
This was a belter actually. The hardcore variant added a lot versus the TV plodders they've had, the crowd were way into it, Big Show bumped about. Enjoyable match.

After the break we were treated to Rosa having a little dance and then Fandango V one of the Usos (whichever one isn't injured). There was a bit of a dance off, and then the match was a total squash, Uso winning in about 7 seconds.

Six man tag next, Bad News Barrett, Sheamus & Bray Wyatt V Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler & Erick Rowan
Barrett came out first to a nice pop. He proceeded to diss both Manchester clubs before bringing out about ten of the Preston North end squad and advising the crowd that if any of them said anything to him then the PNE players would be coming up the stairs and giving them a slap.

Bryan got a huge reception and being there for the yes chant is pretty awesome.

The match was good, formulaic with early tags in and out, then Ziggler getting beaten down by all three heels before the hot tag to Bryan and then the ref losing control. Everyone brought it in this match, even Wyatt :p, but Bryan and Ziggler were standout. Faces won, with Wade tapping to the yes lock in front of the closest thing he has to a home crowd. Poor Wade.

Main event John Cena V Rusev for the US title
Rusev got some good heat. Lana is beautiful. Cena got a great reaction, I mean it was mixed but seemed more on the 'let's go Cena' side today. They pretty much had their mania match, springboard stunner and all, no bad thing and it was a lot of fun. Cena won via AA

All in all, I enjoyed it but my daughter had an absolute blast. She held signs up that she'd made and lost her voice booing Rusev.

Lots of my mates went to ICW tonight which sounds like it was awesome but at the end of the day, WWE is what it is. So many parents there clearly were dragged along and hated it, and fair play to them btw, but it's a lot more fun if you love wrestling yourself but at the same time get to watch it be absolutely magical for your own kid.

Finally, merch store was a little disappointing I thought but you could buy a replica of the world title for £350. Obviously I bought two

If you've bothered to read all this and wonder where the champ himself was, along with Orton, Ambrose, Luke Harper, Kane, Paige etc, the answer is Cardiff. I don't know what they do in the states these days but since the brand split ended they still split the roster for UK tours at least.
Sounds like a decent event on the whole, but the boldened bit is what it is all about. So gun.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Cena waved to our section on his way back out as she was stood there holding her sign aloft. I told her he was waving at her and she bought it. Made her day.
 

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
Bet Jono loved this match btw.
It was your boi who couldn't carry Overrated Sanity's boi to a good match.

Fortunately my bois Angle and thou who shalt not be named tore the house down with one of the best matches of that decade to ressurect the show.
 

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
Oh it was Brock. Can someone remind me how he ended up being a face by WM 19? SummerSlam to Mania is such a short period of time from him to go heel champion to face champion. Blanking hard.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Oh it was Brock. Can someone remind me how he ended up being a face by WM 19? SummerSlam to Mania is such a short period of time from him to go heel champion to face champion. Blanking hard.
Wasn't he a face by the Rumble
 

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
Cena waved to our section on his way back out as she was stood there holding her sign aloft. I told her he was waving at her and she bought it. Made her day.
haha awesome. Although the alternative was you saying to her "he can't see you" then doing the wipe face schtick.


yeah i'm gonna be a good father.
 

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