31st Match - New Zealand v Afghanistan (8th March 2015)

[Athlai]

i'd love to see the footage of the drunks spiels they didn't use for the ad

Gotta love how the one sober dude in all of the ads starts rapping about the Hurricanes.

 

[Mike5181]

The Drink and Fry ads are so bad. You're asking people that in 75% of instances are blind drunk to speak out against cooking while drunk?

They bloody don't even look like they know where they are.

The Asian girl eating the hot dog is about the only good thing in those ads.

 

[Flem274*]

Anderson has quite a habit of hurrying blokes with his bouncer. He cracked Shezhad's skull on those slow low UAE decks.

 

[Athlai]

Always nice to see evidence that our team aren't assholes.

 

[Athlai]

Smasheee!

 

[Flem274*]

haha if these blokes can hit their way to 150-170 and take some early wickets this could get awkward

 

[Athlai]

Shenwari down on his knees. Bad sign.

 

[Smudge]

The Asian girl eating the hot dog is about the only good thing in those ads.

That's an understatement. I know this is horribly misogynistic, but she looks filthy as ****.

 

[Athlai]

Crowd now chanting "better than England"

 

[Howsie]

That's an understatement. I know this is horribly misogynistic, but she looks filthy as ****.

Call me racist but that sounds racist.

 

[Flem274*]

call me racist but you're all ****s

my kinda ****s

 

[halba]

milne should be dropped.

 

[Athlai]

Najibullah may be an acceptable standard of icing.

Shenwari is clearly a half decent cake.

 

[jonbrooks]

Surely I deserve some likes for starting the "call me racist" posts today!

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Najibullah may be an acceptable standard of icing.

Shenwari is clearly a half decent cake.

Shenwari is a cake tin

 

[Athlai]

Surely I deserve some likes for starting the "call me racist" posts today!

Athlai shoulders his arms and lets it pass safely through to the keeper.

 

[Athlai]

Shenwari is a cake tin

Bit rough IMO, is only playing like a tin due to the early wickets. Definitely has some sugar about him.

 

[Spark]

now double it

 

[Zinzan]

Interesting Doully mentioning Pukekura Park. Any of you fellas been there, or even better, played there?

I've heard it described as 'cricket heaven' by Martin Crowe I think it was, but never been there myself.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Bit rough IMO, is only playing like a tin due to the early wickets. Definitely has some sugar about him.

I don't mean that as a bad thing. Cake tins are perfect for frail batting lineups because they provide something to hold all the undercooked cake mix and icing scraps in.