**Official** Pakistan v New Zealand in the UAE 2014

[straw man]

NZ wickets down at stumps:

still not batting -
0 -
1 -
2 -
3 - straw man
4 -
5 -
6 -
IT'S UTTERLY UTTERLY HOPELESS - walbi

 

[Bahnz]

0 - Pakistan will bat on until day 3

 

[straw man]

Probably will tbh

 

[WindieWeathers]

Well i've never seen the kiwis so subdued!!..come on lads your lot still haven't batted yet .

Ramiz just implied that Craig doesn't look good enough for international level!!...must admit the guy is getting milked for fun right now.

 

[Flametree]

One of those where Hawkeye just looks like it got it wrong - no way that hit outside off...

 

[Dan]

3rd new ball time!

 

[Howe_zat]

Misbah's Test averge has just gone over 50. We're still happy for him, right guys?

Boot firmly being applied to throat atm. Will check back in when* NZ are batting

*if

 

[Prince EWS]

omg that ball

 

[OverratedSanity]

Yeah, I'm at the point now where I'm ready to admit this is an airport runway. No way is NZ's bowling this bad. 524-3 fmd.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Ball looks like it'd been through Afridi's system 5 times.

 

[Prince EWS]

Yeah, I'm at the point now where I'm ready to admit this is an airport runway. No way is NZ's bowling this bad. 524-3 fmd.

I'm definitely prepared to say it has absolutely nothing in it for the quicks, but we haven't seen any quality spin on it yet.

 

[RxGM]

How desperate is Brendon for a maiden Test wicket.
Or maybe he is just trying to **** his back so that he doesn't have to play in the next two tests.

 

[OverratedSanity]

I'm definitely prepared to say it has absolutely nothing in it for the quicks, but we haven't seen any quality spin on it yet.

Oh, yeah, I'm positive it has something in it for the spinners, but I just don't like it when a pitch makes a certain type of bowling utterly toothless.

 

[Prince EWS]

Oh, yeah, I'm positive it has something in it for the spinners, but I just don't like it when a pitch makes a certain type of bowling utterly toothless.

Not a fan of Tests in Australia then?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Not a fan of Tests in Australia then?

Finger-spin =/= bowling.

 

[Spark]

i don't know what to say any more

Finger-spin =/= bowling.

settle down burgey

 

[Spark]

seriously nz lift your game. you guys approximating or even "bettering" our bowling performance a few weeks back will make it that much less funny

 

[Howe_zat]

seriously nz lift your game. you guys approximating or even "bettering" our bowling performance a few weeks back will make it that much less funny

They took 1 wicket yesterday and 2 wickets today. So they are lifting.

 

[OverratedSanity]

What the unholy **** was that from Ramiz?

 

[Dan]

Just turned on. This commentary makes 9 sound good ffs