*Official* Pakistan v Australia in UAE 2014

[Burgey]

Danny Morrison sucking up to Pakistan is pretty ****y tbh. I can understand Mbangwa sucking up to SA a bit. They are both from Africa so one can form some convoluted logic. Here, it is just that as Morrison is broadcasting for Ten Sports, he wants to get future contracts.

They all do it though mate. Know where their bread is buttered.

 

[ajdude]

my personal favourite was watson coming out with a busted hamstring (or something) and then attempting to break the record for fastest fifty

was gonna mention that, **** he was striking them well, maxwell too. dhawan making fun of watson added to it as well

and then faulkner makes a ton. good grief

 

[Howe_zat]

so no one is watching the match, huh

 

[Flem274*]

By "Astle's record" I meant "monumentally mediocre player does something extraordinary, like Mark Butcher in the fourth test against Australia in 2001"

like steve smith in the ashes

*prepares for dan ban*

 

[Spikey]

 

[ajdude]

on this throwback sunday may we also relive the world twenty20 this year where kumar dharmasena cost me $60 on that maxwell bet

 

[Flem274*]

Calling Astle mediocre isn't really right, considering he averaged over 35 with most of his matches in NZ at a time that we were turning out the types of wickets in Hamilton that the Indian team couldn't score more than 200 in any innings on.

look stop. stick to fapping over daryl mitchell.

 

[dermo]

was gonna mention that, **** he was striking them well, maxwell too. dhawan making fun of watson added to it as well

and then faulkner makes a ton. good grief

that whole series was just ****ed

 

[andmark]

so no one is watching the match, huh

I was the unlucky one who got up at 06:30 and that was the only thing on

 

[Agent Nationaux]

was gonna mention that, **** he was striking them well, maxwell too. dhawan making fun of watson added to it as well

and then faulkner makes a ton. good grief

Can't believe I preferred sleep to this and Misbah :wub. Great day for Pak cricket.

Aussies should just ignore this series and carry on as if it was just a freak occurrence a team can only get against Pak.

 

[Heboric]

Yeah, but I forgot to add that very few people here give a ****.

Ah that old chestnut. It seems people bring this line out when certain countries dont do well in a sporting code. The Wallabies represent Australia surely it should mean something

 

[Jono]

Misbah having no odi centuries the best thing about this. Second best is Misbah being 40 and third best is this was scored vs Mitch.

 

[Howe_zat]

that list of result margins with 4 innings http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283901.html

timeless tests means some records there aren't getting broken

 

[Spark]

Misbah having no odi centuries the best thing about this. Second best is Misbah being 40 and third best is this was scored vs Mitch.

i don't think johnson bowled at misbah at all?

 

[Burgey]

Calling Astle mediocre isn't really right, considering he averaged over 35 with most of his matches in NZ at a time that we were turning out the types of wickets in Hamilton that the Indian team couldn't score more than 200 in any innings on.

Yeah, he was the old Chris Rogers...

35 being the then 45.

India have always been the benchmark for dealing with seaming conditions, I suppose.

 

[Jono]

i don't think johnson bowled at misbah at all?

Who said anything about Johnson?

 

[Energetic]

Even though Australia have been embarrassed and thoroughly outplayed in this test series against a depleted bowling attack they must not forget that before this test series they have won ever limited over game against them so there are lots of positives to take away from this tour.

 

[Spark]

Who said anything about Johnson?

starc is terrible though

 

[Burgey]

Ah that old chestnut. It seems people bring this line out when certain countries dont do well in a sporting code. The Wallabies represent Australia surely it should mean something

Of course it means something. Just not a very great deal to a lot of people not born with silver spoons up their arses.

 

[Spark]

Even though Australia have been embarrassed and thoroughly outplayed in this test series against a depleted bowling attack they must not forget that before this test series they have won ever limited over game against them so there are lots of positives to take away from this tour.

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