Ann Coulter on soccer....you're welcome everybody

[silentstriker]

Ann Coulter - June 25, 2014 - AMERICA'S FAVORITE NATIONAL PASTIME: HATING SOCCER

Soccer as a sign of moral decay?

This is the best article I've ever read.

Discuss.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Reckon once a year I do a bit of a youtube search/run of videos reminding myself of just how heinous/hilarious she is.

 

[silentstriker]

She's a parody of herself. You can't even use satire against her - because no matter how ludicrous it is, she'll just adopt it.

 

[_Ed_]

I... I have no words. This is remarkable.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

The list of reasons why USA should be thrown out of FIFA grows longer.

 

[silentstriker]

The first reason being that eventually it'll be humiliating for everyone else when we're the best at soccer too. The second being that after we are the best, MLS winner will be the world champion, and the rest of the world will have to start calling it soccer.

 

[Ikki]

Reckon once a year I do a bit of a youtube search/run of videos reminding myself of just how heinous/hilarious she is.

Yes, unfortunately she somehow gets in a video of something and I watch the rest. She's a professional troll, I refuse to believe anyone can be that stupid.

 

[Cabinet96]

Note to self: next time start new thread.

 

[Uppercut]

I can't believe how successful this has been at getting a reaction. The number of articles being churned out by football writers trying to crack that she's the idiot while they chomp hungrily on her hook.

 

[silentstriker]

Note to self: next time start new thread.

Join Date: Sep 2011.

Rookie.

 

[Howe_zat]

Poe's law surely

 

[silentstriker]

You just have to realize that The Onion figured out time travel and has been training her from birth as the ultimate parody.

 

[Spark]

Not watching that **** SS, I don't want brain herpes

 

[silentstriker]

Not watching that **** SS, I don't want brain herpes

It's just like getting genital herpes. All the signs are there and the rational part of you brain is begging you, but you can't help it..

 

[Furball]

I assume this is satire.

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

It's definitely not satire, she's got like... a dozen bestsellers maybe? Wishful thinking I'm afraid, she's just an idiot. Mind you, it's definitely meant to be ****-stirring.

 

[The Sean]

As long as we're drawing attention to such things, I reckon this masterpiece in the Graun gives Coulter's effort a run for its money in the beyond-parody stakes...

Is it anti-feminist to watch the World Cup? | Silvia Murray Wakefield | Comment is free | theguardian.com

 

[Howe_zat]

As long as we're drawing attention to such things, I reckon this masterpiece in the Graun gives Coulter's effort a run for its money in the beyond-parody stakes...

Is it anti-feminist to watch the World Cup? | Silvia Murray Wakefield | Comment is free | theguardian.com

Quite sure she hits the odd kernel of truth in there, though the presentation is obviously as another ****-stirrer

 

[GIMH]

Quite sure she hits the odd kernel of truth in there, though the presentation is obviously as another ****-stirrer

What truths?

People prefer watching men play football because the quality is higher. Same reason why nobody tunes in when my team is on TV, compared with Champions League night.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

I dunno, I think most people watch the World Cup because other people watch the World Cup.