Group 1 Second Round - Sri Lanka, England, South Africa, New Zealand, Netherlands

[grecian]

****ing hell, it's like a recurring ****ing nightmare, honestly. How many times do we have to put up with it?

 

[BeeGee]

I can't even think of a joke answer :|

Is his uncle a selector? Seriously, how the **** is this guy in the England team?

 

[GIMH]

Ah **** off umpire

Funny from Pollock

 

[Spark]

Seriously, is Dernbach just an elaborate troll of English cricket fans, providing quality entertainment for the rest of us?

 

[GIMH]

Is Jade on crack?

 

[Spark]

Reckon England ought to be half hoping he does that again tbh

 

[Cabinet96]

**** off Dernbach. If you're going to bowl beamers at least do a couple early so you can get kicked out of the attack.


****e umpring mind.

 

[Neil Pickup]

It's like everyone except Giles knows what's coming.

 

[Cabinet96]

Haha, who just heard Nasser's stat? Dernbach hasn't bowled an over this tournament that hasn't gone for a boundary.

 

[BeeGee]

One of the worst overs in T20I history.

 

[GIMH]

Swear we were in a decent position about two overs ago

 

[grecian]

Well this dew could play into our hands, we'll see, mind you Steyn could kill someone with it, not going to say I'm hoping for Dernbach because that would be crass.

He was unlucky there with the wide, but he's still ****. Do you reckon he'll bowl again

 

[Cabinet96]

You are unfortunately wrong.

And it might've just cost us the game.

 

[BoyBrumby]

It's something.

I don't know what.

But something.

 

[Pup Clarke]

Yep, they have to stop with the Dernbach obsession now. Like seriously.
Have to wonder what it's going to to the guy's confidence back with Surrey when you're getting repeatedly pumped.

 

[Jono]

Dernbach. Just the worst cricketer ever.

Best bit is cricinfo had praised his tournament. A tournament where he hasn't bowled an over that didn't have a boundary hit in it.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Yep, they have to stop with the Dernbach obsession now. Like seriously.
Have to wonder what it's going to to the guy's confidence back with Surrey when you're getting repeatedly pumped.

Jade doesn't strike one as the overly reflective type, tbh.

 

[wpdavid]

Yep, they have to stop with the Dernbach obsession now. Like seriously.
Have to wonder what it's going to to the guy's confidence back with Surrey when you're getting repeatedly pumped.

He's too stupid to take any of this on board. He probably thinks he's bowling well but time after time the opposition batters just get lucky.

 

[Pup Clarke]

Da hell was that celebration all about? Just get back to your mark lad.

 

[Spark]

That's a nuts shot. Just nuts.