***Official*** 'When Will This Bloody Tour End?' T20 Thread

[benchmark00]

The short straight boundaries at ANZ should see the lap shot executed less frequently.

Fuming.

Means it's also short behind the wicket ftr.

 

[Spikey]

Means it's also short behind the wicket ftr.

no way

 

[benchmark00]

Hey Jono, did you record the Block?

 

[Burgey]

Is Scott Cam really like that, or is it an Andrew Bolt-like confected persona?

 

[Spikey]

hussey is really looking forward to seeing how the english players respond to adversity

 

[Burgey]

Bucket heads are in. So annoying.

Also my mates bought me tickets in the Aussie army section. Basically being forced to wear that Aussie wig and it'd malting all over me.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[benchmark00]

Is Scott Cam really like that, or is it an Andrew Bolt-like confected persona?

Scott Cam is one of the biggest dickheads on television. Total jockey.

 

[benchmark00]

It's just weird that Broad is captain of this side. Really should be a Morgan.

 

[benchmark00]

So weird to have one straight boundary 68m and the other 50m. Just move it 9m ffs.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Very strange Dernbach is still in the side. Does ask the Q how bad would he actually have to be to be dropped? Could scarcely have done less/more in the first coupla games.

Meanwhile Jordan begins with his now traditional wide.

 

[the big bambino]

Dernbach so graceful.

 

[NUFAN]

So weird to have one straight boundary 68m and the other 50m. Just move it 9m ffs.

I'm not sure that having a 41m boundary is acceptable.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Dernbach so graceful.

Like a greased walrus on a skateboard.

 

[benchmark00]

England look like they've come with some bowling plans tonight. Good stuff.

Will all go to the dogs when Dernbach is introduced though.

 

[Johnners]

ffs Jordan

Finch to gtfo

 

[dermo]

ffs stop backing away and stand your ground

 

[benchmark00]

Broad mentioned that they're hoping on a flight back to England tonight. How?

 

[benchmark00]

Stokes has got a way bigger heart than Siddle. Such dumb bowling though. Should be bouncing it around lower rib height.

 

[Spikey]

Broad mentioned that they're hoping on a flight back to England tonight. How?

firstly, book some tickets

 

[benchmark00]

firstly, book some tickets

Airport closes at 11.30pm pal.