***Official*** 'When Will This Bloody Tour End?' T20 Thread

[benchmark00]

I said it the other night but it's so weird that Broad has gone from bowling every ball a slower ball bouncer to now never bowling it,

 

[benchmark00]

Its Friday. Cricket is on. Ordered Indian for dinner and the mrs baked me an apple pie. What a great time to be alive.

I think we both know your missus and the apple pie are the same thing.

 

[Jono]

gfy etc etc

 

[benchmark00]

In clover of this start #teamhooksey

 

[ajdude]

this reminds me of when david hussey debuted against India in that T20 where we bowled them out for 70 or so. 2008-me was hoping to see him bat, instead had to watch him bowl.

 

[Jono]

2008-you must have been such a **** bloke

 

[dermo]

tbf to ajdud, dussey was a gun t20 player for a long time

 

[benchmark00]

Dernbach will get this back in control....

 

[ajdude]

2008-you must have been such a **** bloke

he's similar to 2014-me but with substantially less facial hair

 

[Jono]

tbf to ajdud, dussey was a gun t20 player for a long time

I love the duss man. Doesn't make ajdude any better a bloke.

 

[Nate]

"Look Ian - it's an inflatable whale! Have you ever seen anything like it?!"

Yuck.

 

[benchmark00]

It's crazy how consistently **** Dernbach is.

 

[morgieb]

What sort of missus would deal with Jono?

 

[Jono]

Nah deadset wtf Dernbach. FIrst one short and wide and then overpitched poo.

Its like he's a practical joke on cricket.

 

[Spark]

how the **** does he keep getting picked

 

[dermo]

if cameron white keeps this form up...

 

[Jono]

It's crazy how consistently **** Dernbach is.

LOOK AT THAT BOWLING FFS

How is he allowed to still play?

 

[ajdude]

I love the duss man. Doesn't make ajdude any better a bloke.

look I would've let you buy me a beer at the cricket and this is the treatment I get

also hurry up and watch what., I linked it to you ages ago boi

 

[benchmark00]

Hey guys:

@HaydosTweets: @bradhodge007 hope you smash Em bud #bestcricketergoingaround #dodgeball

 

[Spark]

"see you after the game" says the guy going at 12rpo