*Official* Tennis Thread

[Burgey]

Dimitrov gonna kill himself.

That would be excessive. Bloke's slipping a length into Sharapova, he must be hard to please.

 

[benchmark00]

Canadian media outlets accuse Channel 7 of ***ism over dating question for Eugenie Bouchard | News.com.au

yes it is ***ist because only girls can date guys and not vice versa. therefore this question can only apply to one ***

I had a Canadian friend of mine blowing up about this today.


I told her to pipe down and go do my laundry ftr.

 

[Jono]

I meant Dimi choked and then next point Nadal did.

You sure you weren't referencing Dude Where's My Car?

 

[Jono]

what a ****ing shot Rafa.

 

[ajdude]

courier was about to say "are you ****ting me"

 

[Jono]

You should be allowed to swear when players hit shots like that.

 

[Jono]

Moreso than any other of the big 4, when Rafa's confidence is down his shots slow down. Fed keeps going for it, Murray hits it halfway up the net and Novak just misses shots long. But Nadal plays so safe and hits the ball slow and short in the court. Its the most visible out of the big 4 when he's not feeling great. Just really hopes that he'll not miss.

 

[Burgey]

Can't believe they let Nadal tape that squash ball to his serving hand

 

[Jono]

Tested so hard in his last two matches.

 

[benchmark00]

**** it's weird how tennis players out on a jacket first thing after their match. ****s have been running around in 40 degree heat for hours.

 

[ganeshran]

Fedex owning murray till now

 

[MW1304]

You should have said delivering the goods.

 

[NUFAN]

So good to see the Swiss Maestro doing so well against the British Bulldog as Ch7 like to call them.

Watchin Big Bash now unless it goes to a 4th set.

 

[benchmark00]

Stay tuned to find out what Noofers is up to for the rest of the night.

 

[Jono]

The roast of the night already occurred when you thought I lost money betting on India but I pointed out to you what a hedge is.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Fedex owning murray till now

No surprise, Murray has looked off all tournament, not a shock after being out and only just back. Just shows how amazing Nadal is being able to come back and get his game back to the top level so quickly.

This is probably a month too soon for Murray in all honesty.

 

[Jono]

Yeah agree.

That being said, Murray is getting into the match, is having plenty of looks on Fed's serve in this set, but played that one poor game on his serve which has ****ed him.

If he can somehow break Fed here though he is seriously in the match.

 

[benchmark00]

The roast of the night already occurred when you thought I lost money betting on India but I pointed out to you what a hedge is.

I can lend you a buck if you want m8, I know you've lost a fair bit today.

 

[Jono]

Nah save your bucks for yourself and do a finance course I reckon.

30-30 here, big moment.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

For neutral supporters, an all Swiss final would be great.


:-D