*Official* Fifth Test at the SCG

[Hooksey]

How good a form is Haddin in?

He has made 50 plus in every 1st innings of this 5 Test series!!

 

[Jono]

Kumble made a career out of it boi.

He didn't flight it like this bloke. Quick spin fine. Tossing up ones that don't do anything is brutal to watch. Flick your fingers ffs.

 

[morgieb]

Haddin WAG.

Been one of the best series ever from a keeper-batsman.

 

[wiff]

Haddin Pinkman having a golden gaytime. "I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff…"

 

[dermo]

bairstow is wade level of keeping

 

[Tangles]

Double it Rad.

 

[TommoHawk]

What's up with Stokes? Can't remember him hitting the stumps much at all before today...

 

[Jono]

If Haddin gets 500 runs as a keeper he's gonna be stiff to miss mots. Any other series he'd get it but Mitch has been God-like.

 

[Tangles]

bairstow is wade level of keeping

#notbetterthanwade

 

[Jarquis]

That's a ****ing piss take.

 

[TommoHawk]

Rockin' Rad is so awesome.

 

[Tangles]

Yessss Rad

 

[Jarquis]

Wanna go sleep but also want to, somewhat masochistically, see what happens once Broad, Anderson and Stokes get tired

 

[Tangles]

With Rankin out Cook can't not bowl his spinner. He can't rotate 3 bowlers. Is KP the only other option?

 

[Spark]

Wanna go sleep but also want to, somewhat masochistically, see what happens once Broad, Anderson and Stokes get tired

You might be already. For Anderson, anyway.

 

[Jarquis]

If I see another pull shot before tea then I'm done.

 

[Hooksey]

4 wickets in the 1st session. But it hasn't taken England long to resume the role of the dominated.

 

[Jono]

What a partnership. Counter attacking mofos.

 

[social]

Cant believe that a guy with 300+ test wickets thinks that it is a good idea to bowl half trackers to a back foot player on a seaming pitch

 

[wiff]

Once again England failing to tie up the last 5 wickets. England have plans:
Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’