*Official* English Football Season 2013-14

[Eds]

So, erm, Bendtner has scored.

 

[sledger]

Lol, typically he would score just after I say how crap he is.

 

[grecian]

I'm saying it now, instead of after his perfect hattrick; I really don't think Bendtner is quite as bad as everyone thinks. In a way I kinda think a slight in joke has gone overboard to every living person in the world considering him the worst footballer in top flight football. I always used to joke about him due to him not exactly being the most clinical and clearly viewing himself a bit better than he should, but I never thought he was absolutely terrible. I mean, we played a large enough chunk of the 09/10 season with him up front and we stayed in the tittle race for most of the season.

Well he's a third of the way there, I want him to play every match BTW, he always makes me laugh

First Chamakh, then Nickel-arse, that apocalypse must be just round the corner.

 

[Furball]

Anyway, Bendtner starting for Arsenal tonight. Wenger obviously hoping for the goals to come from midfield.

Excellent.

 

[sledger]

This is just another example of the opposite of everything I say in this thread coming true.

 

[Cabinet96]

For the record I retract my defending of him just now. He's still got that hair.

 

[sledger]

G'wan Sunderland

John Terry at fault too. Great stuff.

 

[GIMH]

Moyes booed by the blue****e

 

[Eds]

And now Suarez has just twatted a forty yard lobbed first time volley. Odd night.

 

[sledger]

Moyes booed by the blue****e

Odd tstl.

 

[GIMH]

And now Suarez has just twatted a forty yard lobbed first time volley. Odd night.

Usual Suarez V Norwich tbf, sounds a belter though

 

[Eds]

Semi-first time:

 

[GIMH]

Odd tstl.

I think it's more about his 'derisory and insulting' bids than the fact he left

 

[BoyBrumby]

Would be piss funny if the Toffees get a result at the Citadel of Evil tonight after Moyes's utter failure to do so.

Of course the sentence would still stand if I hadn't been arsed to type "after Moyes's utter failure to do so".

 

[BoyBrumby]

Brace now for Suarez. DT captain must have for tonight.

 

[Cabinet96]

Is Suarez the best player in the prem?

 

[Furball]

Is Suarez the best player in the prem?

 

[BoyBrumby]

Probably, in all honesty. Hat-trick already. Loves battering yer Canaries.

RvP & Ozil are the only serious competition.

 

[Eds]

Another absolute freak of a goal from Suarez. Just incredible.

 

[Tom Halsey]

Don't actually think there is any serious competition if we're talking right at this moment. Much as it pains me to say it I think Suarez is pretty clearly the best player in the league at the moment.