*Official* First Test at The Gabba

[The Battlers Prince]

good strike, hit that **** outta there!

 

[Daemon]

That's how it's done Smith. Swann deserves no respect.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Some shot that by Johnson.

 

[Dan]

Johnson the star pupil of the Nathan Reardon school of batting.

 

[Maximas]

Coincidence, probably.

 

[Prince EWS]

Shane Warne not aware what session this is.

 

[91Jmay]

Quite like this from Cook. Johnson might slap one up in the air.

 

[Prince EWS]

Johnson the star pupil of the Nathan Reardon school of batting.

Haha, I'd forgotten all about that checklist. Gold BBL posting. Gold.

 

[Burgey]

Jeez Johnson must a golf ball a ****ing mile.

 

[Dan]

2 slips for Joe Root bowling around the wicket. ISTSL.

Also probably the first off-spinner I've seen for whom around the wicket does nothing to improve the action.

 

[Daemon]

Which channel is giving the better commentary? Can't stand Strauss' voice but I'm not sure I want to listen to Warne either.

 

[Burgey]

What's this BBW Tea Break thing? Might get ugly

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Had worse sessions I guess.

 

[steds]

Oh **** off. Not only is Joe Root from Yorkshire, it turns out he's one of those wankers who bowls in his shades. Deserves to die right now.

 

[hendrix]

you're no Kane Williamson, Joe.

 

[Prince EWS]

Which channel is giving the better commentary? Can't stand Strauss' voice but I'm not sure I want to listen to Warne either.

Warne thinks this is the lunch break. Stick with Strauss.

 

[91Jmay]

2 slips for Joe Root bowling around the wicket. ISTSL.

Also probably the first off-spinner I've seen for whom around the wicket does nothing to improve the action.

Catching for the reverse sweep ?

 

[steds]

you're no Kane Williamson, Joe.

What, a chucker?

 

[hendrix]

What, a chucker?

haha yup.

 

[Dan]

What, a chucker?

I will call in the teenage Kane Williamson fangirls in to smite you down, ****

In fairness you are completely correct