**Official** Australian Domestic Season 2013/14

[benchmark00]

Super ugly chick went to catch a six, Gilbert called her a bloke, then was looking for a while and was like "sorry that's a woman"

 

[benchmark00]

I've just seen the weirdest thing, the indigenous haka at the start of the international rules match. What the ****.

 

[Burgey]

Super ugly chick went to catch a six, Gilbert called her a bloke, then was looking for a while and was like "sorry that's a woman"

Sounds like the best North Sydney commentary since Greigy's "Mail order" comment about the Asian bride getting married in the adjacent park.

 

[Spikey]

christ wade's body langauge can be rubbish. walks straight off after sking a ball that could have been very easily dropped

 

[Spikey]

shocking decision that by the ump. and wade escapes some heat, cause handscomb shouldn't've been on strike

 

[Spikey]

SOK goes for 0/55, which is something you could not have predicted unless you looked up his stats

 

[uvelocity]

get him in the test team

 

[benchmark00]

SOK has bowled better than Lyon, although Lyon did have the disadvantage of bowling to the short side.

BENCHMARK00'S DREAM COMMENTARY TEAM

1st pairing: Ravi 'Track' Shastri & Shane Warne
2nd pairing: Matthew Hayden & Ian Healy
3rd pairing: Ian Chappell & Glenn McGrath
4th pairing: Tim Gilbert & Michael Holding

 

[benchmark00]

Jeez that Hayden and Healy pairing is a killer.

 

[uvelocity]

no room for russel arnold?

 

[benchmark00]

I had Russel written in instead of a holding, but decided I hate Holding more because Holding is an actual ****, as well as being ****.

 

[Spikey]

sub out gilbert imo. he's only doing domestic stuff

 

[benchmark00]

Special mention: Sanath Jayasuriya.

 

[benchmark00]

sub out gilbert imo. he's only doing domestic stuff

The game is being played at Bankstown.

 

[Spikey]

oh god i forgot about jayasuriya.

 

[uvelocity]

the little sri lankans punch above their weight in **** commentators

 

[uvelocity]

n00fers in the yankees hat again

 

[Spikey]

i think there's wisdom in dividing the commentary between post 1990 players and pre 1990 players, meaning one game could be something like

1st pairing: Sanath Jayasuriya & Shane Warne
2nd pairing: Matthew Hayden & Ian Healy
3rd pairing: Nick Knight & Glenn McGrath
4th pairing: Russell Arnold & Brett Lee

 

[benchmark00]

Match winner Dermo Abbott.

 

[Spikey]

dermo abbott strikes again