*Official* Fourth Test at Chester-le-Street

[Burgey]

"Robert Turnbull has never been to the ocean in 60+ years and lives 800kms from the coast"

Well he's a landlocked, lazy ****wit, isn't he?

 

[Tangles]

yeah depending on what type of steak it is, i'd go mustard on the side or pepper. Gotta stop talking about this though, craving so bad.

A quality aged steak doesnt need sauce.

 

[Burgey]

This generation's Jimmy Saville finishes singing Jerusalem, and we're off!

 

[benchmark00]

**** sake, Tony Hill. Biggest spud in the world.

 

[Riggins]

today's got england 165 all out, warner 102 at stumps written all over it.

 

[Swingpanzee]

It'll be interesting to see how much damage Bird/Harris do with the new ball.

Curious decision by Cook to bat first. Not a blunder, but......

 

[King Pietersen]

A quality steak can be improved by a quality sauce. Onions, mushrooms, good quality stock, decent brandy and some double cream. Stick that on a fillet steak and it doesn't get much better.

Talking of Onions, was hoping he'd make the XI for this game. Need to bat well this morning, set the tone and set us up for a good Test.

 

[Cabinet96]

Eh?? We won the first 2 tests batting first and were in the **** in the 3rd batting second??

Take you your point though, would not have been disappointed if Cook had lost the toss and we got put in.

Meh, that doesn't really say much. We struggled a bit with the bat on day one in both those tests.

 

[Burgey]

A quality steak can be improved by a quality sauce. Onions, mushrooms, good quality stock, decent brandy and some double cream. Stick that on a fillet steak and it doesn't get much better.

Talking of Onions, was hoping he'd make the XI for this game. Need to bat well this morning, set the tone and set us up for a good Test.

There are some restaurants where the chef will fillet you if you dowse your steak in too much sauce.

**** this, gonna BBQ another one.

 

[Spikey]

STOP WASTING THE NEW BALL BIRD a

 

[Tangles]

Oh my. 1st ball upish through slips.

 

[benchmark00]

**** the Sky coverage is so poor. Never see where the ball goes.

 

[Cabinet96]

Australia could do with stacking the slip cordon for Root early on.

 

[Spikey]

PUT IT ON THE STUMPS BIRD a

 

[Burgey]

Tee hee. Root.

 

[Spikey]

NO NOT ON LEG STUMP BIRD a

 

[Spikey]

BOWL FASTER SO THE EDGE CARRIES BIRD a

 

[ajdude]

clarke to his right

 

[King Pietersen]

I don't like my steak with too much sauce, but a bit on the side really adds to the flavour. There really is no better meal than a medium rare fillet steak with some triple cooked chips, dauphinoise and a good sauce.

Pretty poor start from Harris, far too wide.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Come on Bird, get this ****wit out.