***Official*** New Zealand in England series 2013

[Flem274*]

and finn bowling well for once in his life when anderson and broad arent is so annoying

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Two utterly atrocious looking wickets there.

 

[Prince EWS]

and finn bowling well for once in his life when anderson and broad arent is so annoying

I don't think it's a coincidence, to be fair. He's that sort of player.

 

[hendrix]

still though, would have taken 62/2 with Williamson and Taylor in.

 

[Burgey]

Match is delicately poised. Shame they lost day one.

England decidedly toothless without cloud cover. If NZ collapse England will make zero changes for the main course, and the cracks will still be papered over. If nz jag a win, I get to lol at England.

This is a win-win situation.

 

[GIMH]

Match is delicately poised. Shame they lost day one.

England decidedly toothless without cloud cover. If NZ collapse England will make zero changes for the main course, and the cracks will still be papered over. If nz jag a win, I get to lol at England.

This is a win-win situation.

Deluded tosser.

 

[Burgey]

Jesus Christ atherton. I've used Hawkeye and statistical analysis to come to the conclusion you're a numpty ****head.

 

[Burgey]

Deluded tosser.

You keep getting knocked over for low and moderate totals, nz make them look decent by capitulating for 60 in one dig and these ****wits carry on like England has posted 650 and have a world class batting line up. It's laughable.

 

[Adders]

England will make zero changes for the main course,

Hey Burgey, you ceased to be main course some time ago fella, you're not even deserts these days...................cheese platter at best.

I am so gonna laugh my **** off if we smash you later in the summer after NZ have given us such a massive workout over 5 tests. WTF will you have left then??

EDIT:

Anyway, piss off.......this is the NZ V's ENG thread........convicts not involved

 

[Burgey]

Hey Burgey, you ceased to be main course some time ago fella, you're not even deserts these days...................cheese platter at best.

I am so gonna laugh my **** off if we smash you later in the summer after NZ have given us such a massive workout over 5 tests. WTF will you have left then??

EDIT:

Anyway, piss off.......this is the NZ V's ENG thread........convicts not involved

Here we go. Another blow-in with smoke up his own arse. This one brings the lols by loving Ian Bell. Where abouts in England are you from anyway? I gather you live out here now. You should bugger off back to Blighty and thereby lift the average intelligence of both locales.

 

[Burgey]

I like these local club specials on Sky in the lunch breaks. It's a good feature.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Good session of cricket that, Finn finally bowling something like just to annoy Scaly. Be great if he got a bagful just to annoy him. Huge hour coming up for NZ, lose a couple of early wickets and the collapse is on but they should be able to get 300 as it is a good pitch to bat on.

 

[Burgey]

There's the great Ian Bell with a snippet telling us he always wanted to be a pro cricketer.

A sentence longer than most of his stays at the crease against decent opposition.

 

[uvelocity]

c00k has wierd eyes you can see the whites below his pupils

 

[Burgey]

Good session of cricket that, Finn finally bowling something like just to annoy Scaly. Be great if he got a bagful just to annoy him. Huge hour coming up for NZ, lose a couple of early wickets and the collapse is on but they should be able to get 300 as it is a good pitch to bat on.

Was a very good session of cricket actually. Good viewing from a neutral POV.

 

[Burgey]

c00k has wierd eyes you can see the whites below his pupils

He's Herman Munster.

 

[Howe_zat]

You keep getting knocked over for low and moderate totals, nz make them look decent by capitulating for 60 in one dig and these ****wits carry on like England has posted 650 and have a world class batting line up. It's laughable.

Yeah, serious problems. It's certainly much more dignified to just consistently lose like Australia have been doing.

 

[Adders]

Here we go. Another blow-in with smoke up his own arse. This one brings the lols by loving Ian Bell. Where abouts in England are you from anyway? I gather you live out here now. You should bugger off back to Blighty and thereby lift the average intelligence of both locales.

As said this is the Eng/NZ thread......I'll happily have this conversation in the appropriate place.

 

[hendrix]

field looks relatively spread

 

[GIMH]

Let battle commence...are we allowed an under the lid thread this time out?

Anyway, back to current affairs...