***Official*** New Zealand in England series 2013

[Howe_zat]

Prepared to admit that England are favourites from here

 

[Flem274*]

on the bright side ive got a good chance of winning the sweepstake

 

[Howe_zat]

so limp and you cant even get angry anymore because its the norm annd has been for years and will be for years

edit: referring to our general battin effort here. was an awesome ball

Boo @ edit. I want delicious tears dammit

 

[Flem274*]

no tears. its hard to explain to a non nzer. its just automatic shut down into apathy because the laws of physics have asserted themselves.

thou shalt not bat

 

[Flem274*]

laterz baz

genuinely threatening our cape town effort here

 

[wellAlbidarned]

why do umpires have to be impartial. mercy pls

 

[MW1304]

Have to review that, literally have to.

Nah 5-fer Broad, great great spell.

 

[GIMH]

Beautiful

 

[Burgey]

This is terrific stuff. Papering over the cracks beautifully.

 

[99*]

I'd pay money to watch the next NZ net session if Southee was bowling to the top order.

 

[Howsie]

Southee to hit a 80 ball 156 obvs.

 

[Spark]

****ing freak bowler.

 

[Jarquis]

Joe Root bouncing around like a kid

 

[Flem274*]

broad with 5. albert on suicide watch.

 

[BoyBrumby]

I'm calling a Broad 5 wicket haul.

Hope you had money on it, fella.

 

[Adders]

He's Big, He's Bad......
He's better than his Dad...
It's Stuart Broad....Stuart Broad

 

[Tungsten]

I'm witnessing one of our great collapses

 

[wellAlbidarned]

broad with 5. albert booking a plane ticket to england holding a rather large knife

fixed

 

[Flem274*]

I'd pay money to watch the next NZ net session if Southee was bowling to the top order.

fly over adam milne and tell him to bowl beamers

 

[hendrix]

so can we have some ****ing openers please?