**Official** New Zealand in South Africa

[Biryani Pillow]

I began watching this thinking New Zealand looked more like a County side thaan a Test side.

I was wrong.

They look like a Club side.

 

[Flem274*]

Martin's head actually looks like a penis.

yours maybe

 

[benchmark00]

yours maybe

My dick isn't as impotent.

 

[Flem274*]

This looks very gentle.

 

[ILovecricketmor]

Could we see a whitewash

bring back ross

Lunch, day 1
NZ bowled out already - they really need Ross
no responsibility taken by any NZ batsman
SA have a history of producing great bowlers - and what we seeing with V Philander is just another great example

 

[Flem274*]

My dick isn't as impotent.

Well where Marto is concerned that's a pretty low bar.

 

[MrPrez]

Those cameramen showing the ladies are only half of the deal. Until you hear Neil Johnson commenting on the ladies that the cameramen show, you haven't watched cricket in SA right.

 

[Bahnz]

Well this isn't good.

 

[Flametree]

I really hope he proves me wrong, but that over from Martin was slow and... just nothing. Long day ahead.

 

[Zinzan]

Slightly OT, but just thinking a combined SA/Eng Test side would surely smash a 'Rest of the World XI" at the moment.

Tough side to select.

 

[Flem274*]

Pitch it up Dougie #McDermott

Almost time for bed

 

[TT Boy]

Anything less than a 100 will be a failure for Amla here. Averages over 100 with 3 hundreds and 500+ runs against the Kiwis at home.

Currently batting in take the piss mode as well.

 

[Howsie]

Well that looked as pedestrian as ****. Not that I expected anything else however.

Doug bowling some real filth here, all over the shop.

 

[Satyanash89]

Glorious stuff from Amla

 

[NUFAN]

What's the record in Test Cricket for the biggest lead by the team batting second after day 1 of the match? I know its quite an ambiguous question, but I would be interested and think SA are well on the way to achieving the record.

 

[99*]

They could declare now and an innings win would be worth the bet imo.

 

[Bahnz]

Slightly OT, but just thinking a combined SA/Eng Test side would surely smash a 'Rest of the World XI" at the moment.

Tough side to select.

Smith
Cook
Amla
Kallis
Pietersen
de Villiers
Prior
Swann
Philander
Morkel
Steyn

 

[MrPrez]

Slightly OT, but just thinking a combined SA/Eng Test side would surely smash a 'Rest of the World XI" at the moment.

Tough side to select.

We had this discussion on cricsim, and it was generally accepted that SA alone looked equal to the task of a rest-of-world XI, more or less.

 

[Zinzan]

Smith
Cook
Amla
Kallis
Pietersen
de Villiers
Prior
Swanne
Philander
Morkel
Steyn

Nice team, although might as well select de Villiers as the keeper and include Anderson as the 4th bowler.

Either way that side would murder a ROW side atm.

 

[Satyanash89]

Smith
Cook
Amla
Kallis
Pietersen
de Villiers
Prior
Swann
Philander
Morkel
Steyn

Anderson > morkel surely