***Official*** Australia in the UAE 2012

[uvelocity]

there aren't even speedguns.

geezarse

drinks breaks?

 

[Spark]

geezarse

drinks breaks?

lots of them, it's apparently about 40C out there even now

 

[Daemon]

you'd hope so considering they're playing in a desert

 

[uvelocity]

you'd hope so considering they're playing in a desert

 

[Ruckus]

Kinda glad Warner failed here...don't want him to go does as a minnow basher.

 

[Spark]

Not the pitch nor the batsman to be bowling half-volleys at.

EDIT: Close call there.

 

[Spark]

Haha looks horrible out there atm. Must be hell.

 

[Spark]

Time for Wade to hit out now. Platform's set and he looks knackered.

EDIT: Geez that's a good shot.

 

[Spark]

Think he might be quietly relieved to be getting out now, Wade.

Might want to rethink having him open in these conditions given that he has to, well, keep.

 

[Spark]

hahaha what maxi

 

[benchmark00]

How good is the Afghanistan kit. Loving it.

 

[Spikey]

a great ct uniform, it must be said

 

[benchmark00]

wtf, Sunday is a working day in the UAE? I don't want to live in this world anymore.

 

[Spikey]

i mean, what else are you gonna do there on a sunday

 

[benchmark00]

Gawwwn.

 

[benchmark00]

The Afghan physio has massive guns

#1stpunofthethread?

 

[benchmark00]

Wade is a village keeper.

Starc is too good.

 

[benchmark00]

Pattinson heaps shouldn't play ODI's hey.

 

[Prince EWS]

Pattinson heaps shouldn't play ODI's hey.

Yeah one single match has certainly proven that theory wrong; I definitely don't think there's anyone else in the country who could take two wickets against Afghanistan.

 

[benchmark00]

wtf ****, I was saying Pattinson shouldn't play ODI's. That post was made an over before he took those wickets when he was getting slapped. Give yourself an uppercut.