***Official*** New Zealand in India 2012

[Shri]

****ing Khan. ****ing Guptill.

 

[straw man]

McCullum playing all the shots and looking a little loose as usual, but not much movement from the seamers so far

 

[straw man]

idiot

edit: total ****ing idiot

 

[Flametree]

Oh my freakin' god...

 

[Hurricane]

Bazza - gone.

 

[BeeGee]

McCullum playing all the shots and looking a little loose as usual, but not much movement from the seamers so far

Yep. NFI what he was trying to do in that innings.

 

[nsniks]

I expect Kane to score a ton here

 

[straw man]

Commentator's inevitable comment "there goes the dangerous McCullum". So sick of that expression.

 

[straw man]

Can see Ohja having a field day here

 

[nsniks]

Dhoni should use spin from both ends

 

[Meridio]

Going entirely off Cricinfo here, but that is an atrocious dismissal. Don't ****ing hit the ****ing ball at catchable ****ing height you muppet. It's one thing to get out caught of an edge, but quite another to be caught off the middle of the bat in the infield.

 

[Shri]

The score should be 29/2. How often do you see the bails not falling after the ball hits the stump? Guptill - lucky s.o.b.

 

[Kylez]

Patel ends up with some very respectable bowling figures. I was particularly impressed with his control that innings, with a bit of extra luck he could have even managed a 5-fer.

Let's hope for NZ's sake that he doesn't revert back to his usual tripe.

 

[Hurricane]

Guptil is our only hope.

 

[straw man]

The score should be 29/2. How often do you see the bails not falling after the ball hits the stump? Guptill - lucky s.o.b.

Guptill too zen for such trivial things as bails

 

[Shri]

Guptill too zen for such trivial things as bails

I'll begin to **** my pants when he crosses 20.

 

[Flametree]

ummmm.... this isn't looking too good.

 

[straw man]

this is not going to be good

 

[Athlai]

Looking forward to this 400 run partnership.

 

[Hurricane]

Suddenly there is real nip in the pitch.

None for patel.