***Official*** Big Bash League

[Burgey]

Every time a player does an interview with anyone other than Yatesy, a kitten dies.

Henriques you buffoon. Wear sunnies you ****.

 

[Spikey]

what are you doing to us kat

 

[Burgey]

Probably planning for her wedding this time next week, tbh.

Nah. She's called it off. Inside Cricket is on that night.

 

[thierry henry]

whoa, only just realised there are 2 distinct blonde chickenheads running the sidelines. Have spent the last month+ thinking it was the same one.

 

[Burgey]

If we lose this, I blame Lumb, Henriques, Ferret Face Smith and Fatty Fat Smith.

Even though Fatty Fat doesn't play for the Sixers.

 

[Spikey]

whoa, only just realised there are 2 distinct blonde chickenheads running the sidelines. Have spent the last month+ thinking it was the same one.

are you blind and deaf or something


Or:


They look all the same to you don't they, pig

 

[Burgey]

whoa, only just realised there are 2 distinct blonde chickenheads running the sidelines. Have spent the last month+ thinking it was the same one.

You need to leave the thread.

Now.

 

[uvelocity]

just got home, go BOSS!

 

[thierry henry]

are you blind and deaf or something


Or:


They look all the same to you don't they, pig

lol I dunno. tbf I probably only bother to watch about 1 or 2 BBL games a week and there's always a lone blonde ho soliciting the players as they walk off, and the interviews are usually so painful that I change the channel. Think I may have happened to watch mostly games with Jones and been pi$$ed when Yates was on.

 

[Sylvester]

Sok

 

[thierry henry]

If we lose this, I blame Lumb, Henriques, Ferret Face Smith and Fatty Fat Smith.

Even though Fatty Fat doesn't play for the Sixers.

ffs Ferret? The man is the human facial embodiment of a pig ffs.

 

[Spikey]

breaking my balls sok

 

[Burgey]

That's gonna cost us. Fmd SOK.

 

[thierry henry]

You need to leave the thread.

Now.

I'm honestly puzzled by my own oversight. Can only put it down to only watching BBL when drinking and 99% focussed on my interwebbing.

 

[Burgey]

ffs Ferret? The man is the human facial embodiment of a pig ffs.

If he had Yadav's nostrils I'd agree fully with you.

 

[Prince EWS]

O'Keefe may just have the worst catching:ground fielding ability ratio in the history of cricket. FMD the bloke knows how to drop a catch.

 

[uvelocity]

that flew

next one much better

whacko

 

[Spikey]

my balls are ruined

 

[Burgey]

Bounce Marsh ffs.

 

[Spikey]

and why is starc bowling round the wicket