***Official*** New Zealand in Australia 2011

[benchmark00]

Not at the stumps is usually good guess.

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[NasserFan207]

Heals is right imo, McCullum has intimidated them into bowling a shorter length so far.

 

[Ruckus]

Was this you Nnanden?

"I'd like to know why Copeland was so readily overlooked for this test... He would have been perfect in these seaming conditions!" An Aussie opening bowler at 120 kph. McCullum might have fancied his chances against him, Nath?

Dire Cricinfo remarks...

 

[benchmark00]

I hope Healy and Smith choke each other out, in the process ruining their voice box which means they can never commentate again.

 

[BoyBrumby]

English is Healy's third or fourth language, isn't it? Struggles with the basics.

 

[robelinda]

Not going to think about what Sehwag and Sachin will do to this attack.

 

[Athlai]

Sick of Smith already tbh. I almost prefer one-eyed drivel from the Australian ****s because it makes me cringe less

Enjoyed him personally. Didn't like how long his McCullum story was, dragged a bit. But otherwise fine.

Smith + Healy hasn't had any sparks yet, but no team is dominating quite yet so it can't be expected I guess.

 

[NZTailender]

Healy, Smith and Nicholas would be a great combo to kill yourself to.

 

[TumTum]

Not going to think about what Sehwag and Sachin will do to this attack.

Cummins will be back and carry our attack again.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

English is Healy's third or fourth language, isn't it? Struggles with the basics.

His first language is Moron, iirc.

 

[Zinzan]

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[benchmark00]

Sub plot: Mitchell Starc is boning Ian Healy's niece.

 

[Spikey]

English is Healy's third or fourth language, isn't it? Struggles with the basics.

7th iirc

 

[Athlai]

Bang.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Not going to think about what Sehwag and Sachin will do to this attack.

In all fairness, there's a decentish chance none of them might rock up against the Indians.

 

[Nate]

It's not Test Cricket until I've been published and ridiculed by Cricinfo.

 

[Spikey]

No Slater it wasn't never like that.

 

[NZTailender]

Baz and Guptill as a partnership have 839 @ 83.9

212 @ 50 when opening together, though.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Healy "I just thought you liked BJ"

 

[benchmark00]

"I just thought you liked BJ"