Score: England winning 2-1
Most runs: Cook (Eng), Gambhir (Ind)
Most wickets: Anderson
Most catches: Prior
No seriously, it'd be Strauss.
Biggest innings: Tendulkar at The Oval
Best bowling: Jimmy's match-winning 6-fer (6-45 or so) to run through the Indian top-order
MOTS (Eng): Anderson
MOTS (Ind): Zaheer
Axed: BCCI administrators
Surprise pick: Monty drafted in for Swann after the latter loses form woefully!
Random prediction: Bhajji to end up slapping Gary Kirsten in frustration before the rubber ends
And just for fun, the CW version:
Country with the most infracted poster: Does Mongolia qualify as a reasonable answer?