Things as slow as the load times of CricketWeb:

[benchmark00]

• An elephant's gestation period
• The three toed sloth
• Peak hour traffic
• Labor governments
• Tom Hanks movies
• Craigos' wit
• Super slow mo camera footage of the snail 4x800m relay
• Eric Moussambani

 

[Spikey]

The Boston Bruins in the last minute of the 3rd period

 

[Craig]

Benchmark00's original material

 

[benchmark00]

• Craigos' wit
  

Benchmark00's original material

Ind33d.

 

[Adamc]

The development of Spikey's poker skills.

Lol at Craig calling out someone else for being unoriginal.

 

[benchmark00]

• The Geelong Supercats' transition play
• Darren Gaspar

 

[Bun]

cameron ****ing white

 

[vcs]

Disappointed no one has made a "Jono's brain" gag yet.

 

[Spikey]

The development of Spikey's poker skills.

i do believe you own me 10 000

 

[Craig]

The development of Spikey's poker skills.

Lol at Craig calling out someone else for being unoriginal.

The only difference is that I don't think that I've ever proclaimed to be a master of wit or based my reputation on being one.

Of course if I ever made a post saying so, you'll probably find it.

 

[benchmark00]

Take your grudges outside Craigos. There's no place for you here.

 

[benchmark00]

• The time it takes to learn how to use ubuntu

 

[Burgey]

Glaciers

 

[Spikey]

Glaciers

i don't get it

 

[benchmark00]

f00lins' progress on bloons.

 

[Burgey]

i don't get it

They tend to move slowly

 

[Bun]

They tend to move slowly

 

[Spikey]

They tend to move slowly

i still don't get it.

 

[Nate]

The service at Beecroft Chicken Shop

 

[Spikey]

classic Nnanden