*Official* New Zealand in India 2010

[NZTailender]

Get Taylor on ffs. Flukey batting needs to be countered with flukey bowling.

 

[NZTailender]

Get Brent Arnel on, he'll hit the stumps.

This this a thousand times this.

 

[Athlai]

Reckon we may actually be trying to kill Sreesanth.

 

[_Ed_]

Get Taylor on ffs. Flukey batting needs to be countered with flukey bowling.

Guptill is the master of flukey bowling.

 

[NZTailender]

Just bowl everyone bar Southee. His spell started awesomely but now he needs a rest and we need a fresh arm.

 

[_Ed_]

Reckon we may actually be trying to kill Sreesanth.

Seems like it. Bizarre tactic, and one that won't really endear ourselves to other teams and their supporters.

 

[BeeGee]

I'm trying to work out who's worse, NZ's idiotic bowling or Harbhajan's inexplicable batting. Are both teams playing for the draw?

 

[Athlai]

There goes my money. Damn it Southee you were so close.

 

[Spark]

Seems like it. Bizarre tactic, and one that won't really endear ourselves to other teams and their supporters.

Don't know about that, Sri Lanka loved it

 

[Athlai]

Arnel half volley six.

 

[Athlai]

Arnel now bowling bouncers.

 

[Blakey]

Is Harbhajan taking the game away from NZ?

They may have to come in for a few overs before the end of play - could be tricky esp with needing to make up at least 50 runs.

 

[Athlai]

****ing hell the guy manages to miss the fielders more than anyone I've ever seen.

 

[Spark]

Reckon Harbhajan should be banned for ball-tampering tbh. Clearly has placed a powerful magnet inside the ball. Should be banned for using a metal bat, too.

No other explanation for how he's getting bat on ball with some of these shots.

 

[T-Dub]

I've said "FFS" more times during this ludicrously lucky Harbhajan innings than ever before.

Honestly, can no one bowl a yorker?

 

[Blakey]

I'm trying to work out who's worse, NZ's idiotic bowling or Harbhajan's inexplicable batting. Are both teams playing for the draw?

His batting in this innings has to be the flukiest piss of **** I've ever seen.

 

[BeeGee]

OMG, a ****ing yorker.

 

[M0rphin3]

LOL how lucky is bhajji

 

[Jarquis]

Reckon Harbhajan should be banned for ball-tampering tbh. Clearly has placed a powerful magnet inside the ball. Should be banned for using a metal bat, too.

No other explanation for how he's getting bat on ball with some of these shots.

Doesn't explain how quickly they're coming off the bat though

 

[Hurricane]

Take Vettori off